#3
Don't we all ****in wish
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#4
That man loved his country so much, he'd cry on the television about it. GOD BLESS YOU SWEET PRINCE

R.I.P. Glenn Beck, your tears will fall unto American soil, to impregnate the land with your warm-hearted patriotism..
#6
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No guys really, it's for real this time. They botched yet another surgery.

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put the pieces back together my way
#9
did a google search. First entry was malware site.......I think TS knows this.
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#10
Quote by Revelation
did a google search. First entry was malware site.......I think TS knows this.


Actually I didn't, otherwise I would have just linked you straight to the malware site...
#13
How the hell did he die on August 31 and yet no one has reported it? He probably did his show today too. This is bull****.
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#16
Can you check your facts? All it took was a simple wikipedia search. Guess what? No death listed. Can you not post any more made up news?
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#19
Quote by i_killed_bill
Googled it, nothing

Went to cnn.com, nothing

Yahoo searched it, nothing

I even went to TMZ! nothing


TMZ is still too busy raping Michael Jackson's corpse to bother with Glenn Beck's.
#20
I checked his website, no report of death.
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#23
Doubt he's dead, but I'd actually be sort of happy if he really was. I'd feel bad for his friends and family, but since I think Glenn himself is a cunt, he'd get no mournful thoughts from me.

Or maybe not, and that's just my cruel animalistic side talking. Since he's not really dead, I don't really care.
#25
Of all the people to fake a death for, you choose Glenn Beck?

Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#28
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Of all the people to fake a death for, you choose Glenn Beck?



Considering that a lot of people wish he were, it makes sense.
#30
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TMZ is still too busy raping Michael Jackson's corpse to bother with Glenn Beck's.

Now, now.. Rape? That's illegal. Poor Michael..


Glenn Beck isn't dead. He's probably just the next sex toy of Jon Gosselin. That's a really sexy picture of him though.

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