#2
omg wow
up for adoption

How am I in bed you ask?

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Shallow and pedantic

#4

Just look at that face. He's probably a registered sex offender already. He can't get near kids anymore and had to move onto farm animals.
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#5
Looks like I got some competition.
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Ben Bernanke, taller than a tree.
Hilary Clinton, not a bumblebee.
Nancy Pelosi, Pelosi, Pelosi.
Joe Bidan, doodily doo. (Ding-dong, doodily, doodily, doo.)
Barak Obama.

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#7




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+infinity

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yea its way too much for my little stick lol
#8
i love how they just slipped the "sexual assault on three girls" part in there as an afterthought.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#9
I would love a threeway with him and the cow, my lord Id love to blow my load on his mustache...
#10
moorestown *** here. ever since this happened it's been wonderful. cops in this town aren't **** anymore.
#12


Wow... I dont know even know what to say to that
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<-- Pretty much sums me up

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#13
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Wow... I dont know even know what to say to that

You could say "Bananas, I shall become your lord in this time of ventriloquists on fire. Behold the awesome might of my seven chickens and the furious lava lamp!"
Of course, that would have nothing to do with this. But you could say it.

OT:
Just wondering, when a piggy fucks a cow, has his standards risen or fallen?
Sworn enemy of the private investigator.
#14
Quote by chaoticfables
He's been charged with raping three girls and a cow.. and to top it all off, he has a girlfriend..


Fuck why can he get a girlfriend and not most of us pitmonkeys?
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#16
Quote by chaoticfables
He's been charged with raping three girls and a cow.. and to top it all off, he has a girlfriend..



I think one report said that his girlfriend actually helped him rape the girls & knew about the cow incedent. What a perfect sicko couple they make....I cant imagine what their children would be like
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#18
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Half man half cow?


hahahaha niceee
up for adoption

How am I in bed you ask?

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Shallow and pedantic

#20
its because the women cant handle his massive pen0r
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#21
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Should Freedom and Liberty fall, this is what our beloved Colbert will become...
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