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#1
My question is: should women be able to go and get a box of condoms when needed? I asked my gf once 'cause I just didnt have any time to get some, and she simply said ''no''. And it seems most girls just dont give a **** about it. You're the man, you get the condom.
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#3
yeah, thats bull****.

Generally I will get it out of niceness, but if I don't have time I'll make the bitches get em haha.
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#4
It should be a shared responsibility, and any women who's interested in having protected sex really has a vested interest...

Unless she just didn't want to have sex, in which case, there you go...
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#5
I've bought girls tampons before, I don't see why girls should be so embarrassed about buying condoms. Admittedly, they're not quite the same, but I don't think anyone would lable a girl as a slut for buying them.
#6
so would you go to the store and buy your girlfriends tampons and pads for her if she needed them?
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#7
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so would you go to the store and buy your girlfriends tampons and pads for her if she needed them?


I would and have but, to be honest, that's really not the point. She also has an interest in having safe sex.


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#9
I think it's just sort of an unwritten thing that the man should get the condom. I don't know why girls assume this, but that's just how it goes.

It's one of those things girls can't give an answer to, like why they go to the bathroom in groups of 3 or 4.
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I would and have but, to be honest, that's really not the point. She also has an interest in having safe sex.


TS: Either she's trying to say something with no words or she's a bitch. Whichever it is you have some serious talking to do.


i dont see the point of needing to talk to her about it, i mean c'mon hes getting laid and should be damn happy with it, my wife wouldnt buy condoms either back in the day cause she feels weird about it but yet has no problem going into a sex shop and buying a vibrator with 500 different functions on it. go figure!
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#11
If I were a girl I would buy my own condoms because I would have a fear of them being pre-punctured....
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If I were a girl I would buy my own condoms because I would have a fear of them being pre-punctured....


Why would they be pre-punctured?
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Why would they be pre-punctured?


BECAUSE THE GUY IS A BITCH.
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I think it's just sort of an unwritten thing that the man should get the condom. I don't know why girls assume this, but that's just how it goes.

It's one of those things girls can't give an answer to, like why they go to the bathroom in groups of 3 or 4.


They go to the bathroom in groups because they thank rapers dont want groupsex.
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If I were a girl I would buy my own condoms because I would have a fear of them being pre-punctured....



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BECAUSE THE GUY IS A BITCH.


I still don't understand. Why would the guy purposefully pre-puncture the condoms to get his gf. possibly pregnant?
This makes no sense in my head!!
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It's one of those things girls can't give an answer to, like why they go to the bathroom in groups of 3 or 4.

I've been into a girls bathroom with two girls before.

I was really drunk, I asked them what girls do when they all go to the toilet together, so they took me with them. Then they both started sucking my dick.

I had a threesome with them in a public park.
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I still don't understand. Why would the guy purposefully pre-puncture the condoms to get his gf. possibly pregnant?
This makes no sense in my head!!


I was talking about casual sex.
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I still don't understand. Why would the guy purposefully pre-puncture the condoms to get his gf. possibly pregnant?
This makes no sense in my head!!


because people are retarded, had a friend that did this so the condom would break and he would just pull out i guess, not worth it at all trust me i have 4 kids
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#20
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I've been into a girls bathroom with two girls before.

I was really drunk, I asked them what girls do when they all go to the toilet together, so they took me with them. Then they both started sucking my dick.

I had a threesome with them in a public park.


I spy inconsistencies in your tale...


besides, you could probably get away going into the girl's bathroom with your physique
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They go to the bathroom in groups because they thank rapers dont want groupsex.


I just imagined that in a thick Western England accent. Those bloody rapers!
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#22
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I spy inconsistencies in your tale...

We had sex in the park because it's not socially accepted to have sex in a pub.
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#23
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so would you go to the store and buy your girlfriends tampons and pads for her if she needed them?

I would, but that's not a good comparison. Even though the man wears the condom, both partners need it.

If female condoms were as cheap and easily obtained as rubbers, I'd take my turn buying them.

My woman's on the pill though, so I don't have to buy condoms. Woot!
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I was talking about casual sex.


That still makes no sense.

And why would you be weird and paranoid over a hypothetical situation? Even if you were pretending to be a girl, you'd have bigger problems than some baby-obsessed condom puncturer, such as the fact you have balls...
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That still makes no sense.

And why would you be weird and paranoid over a hypothetical situation? Even if you were pretending to be a girl, you'd have bigger problems than some baby-obsessed condom puncturer, such as the fact you have balls...


easy, castration. Neeeeeeeext!


and no, I was talking about IF I was a girl.

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We had sex in the park because it's not socially accepted to have sex in a pub.


I never knew it was socially acceptable to have sex in a park. Buses I can understand, but PAARRKS??!?
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#26
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I've been into a girls bathroom with two girls before.

I was really drunk, I asked them what girls do when they all go to the toilet together, so they took me with them. Then they both started sucking my dick.

I had a threesome with them in a public park.

That's actually what guys do when they go to the bathroom together.


...right?
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I never knew it was socially acceptable to have sex in a park. Buses I can understand, but PAARRKS??!?

It was dark and no-one was around.
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That's actually what guys do when they go to the bathroom together.


...right?

Usually.

I go in with 4 friends, so we can each take a urinal, and hold hands while we piss.
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That still makes no sense.

And why would you be weird and paranoid over a hypothetical situation? Even if you were pretending to be a girl, you'd have bigger problems than some baby-obsessed condom puncturer, such as the fact you have balls...


I didn't get it either.
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#30
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That's actually what guys do when they go to the bathroom together.


...right?


Nah, it's all about following one of your friends to the loo, standing behind him while breathing heavily, and timing how long it takes him to be able to wee. Or how long he attempts to before leaving, looking sheepish.

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#31
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I wonder what "services" is.

since there's a man and a woman we can only guess.
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I would and have but, to be honest, that's really not the point. She also has an interest in having safe sex.


TS: Either she's trying to say something with no words or she's a bitch. Whichever it is you have some serious talking to do.


Or it might be her way of saying she wants anal.
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Or it might be her way of saying she wants anal.

Or deepthroating.
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Or deepthroating.


Don't be silly. She'll get pregnant when she pees. At least with unsafe anal, you can flush away the poo babies without being arrested.

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Don't be silly. She'll get pregnant when she pees. At least with unsafe anal, you can flush away the poo babies without being arrested.


There's always ear-sex.

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Or she wants to complete her STI collection.


I heard that if you collect all STIs you get an extra life.
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#39
I think that if women want to be extra-safe they should always get their own supply........but its sad that when girls buy them we seem to get treated as some kind of slut!! i think this is the biggest reason for women not buying them rather than "its the mans job"

Also if youre planning on having alot of one night stands then you both have to be prepared....
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BADUM TSH!!!!!!

yeh...its buying condoms..if she doesnt wana go...whatever....i dont like going out just to buy chips uya kno....its just lik....nah nvm
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