#3
^ Ok

That's really cute actually.

Advisable precautions for owning a Spitting Cobra:
Do not make eye contact with Cobra
Do not shout at Cobra
Do not turn your back away from Cobra, especially when cobra stands erect in striking pose.
Do not use water to wash out venom from eyes - it only makes it worse.
Maintain ample supply of anti-venom
Keep unsupervised children away from cobra
And as always, Alcohol and cobras do not mix - just don't do it.


Pfft, don't tell me that it doesn't mix.
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#6
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
My dad was killed by a drunken cobra
For political and moral reasons?
#8
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
My dad was killed by a drunken cobra


RIP Ninjaslayhuman's dad

I nearly lost my 3 wolves howling at the moon t-shirt while calming down an angry, drunken cobra. I am glad I managed to preserve the t-shirt while battling with the cobra's demons. A man with a wolf t-shirt should always take care of his t-shirt.
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#17
Advisable precautions for owning a Spitting Cobra:
Do not make eye contact with Cobra
Do not shout at Cobra
Do not turn your back away from Cobra, especially when cobra stands erect in striking pose.
Do not use water to wash out venom from eyes - it only makes it worse.
Maintain ample supply of anti-venom
Keep unsupervised children away from cobra
And as always, Alcohol and cobras do not mix - just don't do it.

the Alcohol precaution also applies to the 3 wheeler.
Quote by bendystraw
what's pron?


EDIT: i googled it, you guys are gross.


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