#1
... So did she:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32676597/ns/today-today_fashion_and_beauty/

SALT LAKE CITY - A Salt Lake City woman who held a Guinness World Record for her long fingernails before they broke off in a car crash says it was the most dramatic event of her life.

But Lee Redmond, who lost the fingernails in February, says it's now much easier to do things and her hands seem to fly with the weight of the nails gone.

The 68-year-old won't grow her nails out again, saying it took 30 years the first time and she may not live for another 30.
#4
Damn. That really sucks.

However, that pic freaks me the **** out.
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#8
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Apparently she can't

Of course she can't, the woman thing should have been the biggest clue..
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#9
I live in Salt Lake and I've never seen or heard of her before.
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#10
In soviet russia, fingernail breaks you.
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#12
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In soviet russia, fingernail breaks you.

Good one, never heard that joke before.
#13
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a car crash?How can she drive with them?


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Apparently she can't



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#16
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Wait, you've heard a joke about fingernails breaking people before?

I'm no stranger to sarcasm.
#17
That's why claws are better.
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#18
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In soviet russia, fingernail breaks you.




pitiful
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#19
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A full parody's what I'm thinking of,
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This type's called Horatian.

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Never gonna make you laugh,
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#20
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That's why claws are better.


lmao this guy is everywhere. damn you mr. bear!!!
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#21
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...you know some puns, and so do I
A full parody's what I'm thinking of,
I can't think what to put in this line,

I just want to show I can do satire,
This type's called Horatian.

Never gonna tell a joke,
Never gonna make you laugh,
Never gonna go on stage, and do stand up



****ing Epic, Bro.
#22
Why the hell would you want to ave such long fingernails? There is no point to it.
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#23
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Good one, never heard that joke before.


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#24
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Good one, never heard that joke before.

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#25
holy **** that is scary... I'm assuming she wasnt the one driving?
Balls.
#27
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Good one, never heard that joke before.

Pwnd.
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#28
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Apparently she can't

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