#1
Well to make a very long story short, tomorrow in school, we have to do this gay "REAL time " activity to try to make us better people, therefore i have decided to create my own sect of christianity that forbids participation in such acts.


i need a name or my plan will fall through.
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#2
So, you're making a Christian sect that forbids you from trying to make yourself a better person? Not very Christ-like if you ask me.
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#6
sunny day church of god. they will not question. just put some bull**** in front of the words church of god.
#7
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It has to be christianity? :s im sure there'd be some other religions out there you could choose which would let you get out of it anyway


Like satanism.
#8
Why not just join the already formed not be a punk rebel newb who getsto go sit in the library while everyone you know is at that thing goofing off sect?

Just step yourself outside, and look up at the stars above.

#9
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So, you're making a Christian sect that forbids you from trying to make yourself a better person? Not very Christ-like if you ask me.



its BS that takes away from homework time. and i'm trying to piss of my teacher as he is a dick.
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Squier classic vibe 50's strat, modded.
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Korg Pitchblack
Carvin X100B

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Area 51 wah
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#10
the pitestant sect
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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#12
"THE PRIESTS ARENT GAY THIS TIME WE PROMISE" cult
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#15
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its BS that takes away from homework time. and i'm trying to piss of my teacher as he is a dick.

Well if it's a BS assignment, BS it. Just write down what he wants to hear and move on
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Who's in a bunker?
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And the children
#16
The order of the rosicrucians of the eastern star temple. Esoteric teachings of the invisible masters.
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#17
Quote by namesroverrated
So, you're making a Christian sect that forbids you from trying to make yourself a better person? Not very Christ-like if you ask me.


Lots of Christians don't do things "Christ-like"

It's all a joke. Lol
Most people on UG aren't very nice.

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#18
Quote by Austin_Scharosc
Well to make a very long story short, tomorrow in school, we have to do this gay "REAL time " activity to try to make us better people, therefore i have decided to create my own sect of christianity that forbids participation in such acts.


i need a name or my plan will fall through.

You lost all credibility there. Now do your own schoolwork.
#19
Quote by namesroverrated
Well if it's a BS assignment, BS it. Just write down what he wants to hear and move on



He is the biggest douche on the entire planet, and i'd like to intellectually checkmate him.
Gearz:
Squier classic vibe 50's strat, modded.
Dunlop 535q
Korg Pitchblack
Carvin X100B

Coming soon to a pedal board near you:
Analogman Sunface
Lovepedal E6
Area 51 wah
Skreddy Lunar Module
Malekko 616 Ekko
#21
Quote by Austin_Scharosc
He is the biggest douche on the entire planet, and i'd like to intellectually checkmate him.

Fair enough.

Name yourselves Austinites (I'm assuming Austin is your name)
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Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
#22
Anti Maher-ism

the one and only religion specifically created to combat real time with bill maher. all the cool kids are doing it!
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#24
Church of Latter-Day Saints.

Zing!
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#25
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Lots of Christians don't do things "Christ-like"

It's all a joke. Lol


You know, the fact that most Christians are hypocrites doesn't excuse their hypocrisy.
#26
how 'bout Neo-McCartheism?
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#27
say you're Scientologist, then just doi what they do and make up some rules to fit the situation you're in at the time.
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Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think