#1
Me and my friend made up a letter to Tila Tequila cuz we were bored during physics
we sent it to her
lol


Dear tila tequila, oh we could have been so much. but you were just too loose. i would like to say that you are very pretty and sexy and i would plow that as$$ till next july but you are indeed a slut. I don't know if you know this or not but we know your show is hella fake. I personally thought it was funny when that lesbian left you at the end. This is coming on as a assh*le but i just have to vent about you so why not do i to the real thing. Then again you probably aren't the real tila tequila. You are most likely one of the following. 1.a guy who jacks off to her every night 2.a girl who wishes she was tila 3.a rapist looking for young ass 4.a dirty skank 5.my friend jason but other than that i hope it is really you you f*cking dumb a$$ broad. why don't you just go buy a husband or something. Also, no offense but being hot doesn't make you a good singer. Your "I'm not trying to f*ck your man song" what the sh*t is that. I'm not trying to listen to your songs cause they make my ears bleed and for some reason my eye's burn. So basically what i'm trying to say is that i hate you now and you lost a fan. i liked you but now i realize what you are. And please don't take this as hate mail but more as a reality check... i hope this will somehow be put on youtube or some sh*t so we get famous or some sh*t. HAHAHAHAHAH F*CK YOU...YOU DUMB WH*RE HAHAHAHAHA i think since you, flavor flav, and bret michaels have a love show...you guys should have a threesome!!! but let me (Chris) do you first goodbye and much love from Chris....you b*tch Newark California beeeeeeeey*tch
ps when we hooked up....i had something...u might wanna get checked out
#3
You should have just asked her if she was the Roswell Alien. Or if she was the one dissecting those cows, or anal probing rednecks... Tila Tequila has an enormous head akin to a grey alien is what Im getting at.
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#6
I dislike both your letter and Tila Tequila.
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#8
this is very immature of you. you should have aleast been an asshole in the "pretend to be polite with a very clear assholeish undertone" way. thats always the best
#10
Uhh... Cool...letter bro?
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#12
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#13
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I dislike both your letter and Tila Tequila.

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#18
You're from Newark? psh, loser
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You're from Newark? psh, loser

At least someone on UG knows where that is
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