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#1
Inspired by the pool and bed threads this speaks for itself. We are in a bar. By posting you enter the bar. The door locks behind you, you cannot leave.

Takes seat on stool in corner.
"You know it's funny when it rains it pours
...They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor"


Techno artist and rap producer in training

#3
*Gives TS Rohypnol *

I'm in for a fun night

Edit: Six beers for me, I only talk to random girls when I'm drunk
Call me Cam
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Han shot first. Greedo's dead.
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#4
Next Week: Dugeons and Dragons Thread.


"You wake up in a cave and there are Goblins around you, Roll D20 for Inititive..."
#5
hahahah haahah hahahah haah ahahah *passes out onto bar crushing beer in process*
"You know it's funny when it rains it pours
...They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor"


Techno artist and rap producer in training

#9
I am only 14, Ill just watch you all get wasted.




Also, everyone that posts has to finish the post with
a little lost.....
#10
I'm the police. I'm here to investigate the consumption of alcohol by minors. In other words, I'm here to arrest mostly Americans as other countries are cool with the liquor.
#11
Quote by ShelbyLynn
whatever you do, Do Not give me Tequila


slides tequila down bar to you.

on the house buddy

"You know it's funny when it rains it pours
...They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor"


Techno artist and rap producer in training

#12
Quote by TimmyPage06
I'm the police. I'm here to investigate the consumption of alcohol by minors. In other words, I'm here to arrest mostly Americans as other countries are cool with the liquor.

Piss on you UG's based in russia,
i'm unfamiliar with their laws but I know their vodka stong>>
i'm tipsy alreadyXD i love not having a spleen.
oh yeah cops are buzzkills.
#13
who wants ta go shot fo shot?

"You know it's funny when it rains it pours
...They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor"


Techno artist and rap producer in training

#15
hello bar keep

ill start with half a pint of straight vodka please followed by a few shots of absinthe

i dont want to be able to see by the end of the night


#18
We already have a bar.

Yes, it's actually called the Search Bar, I'm not screwing around:

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1156721&highlight=pit+bar

See for yourself.

And this thread proves our name was well chosen.

I'm bartender.
#19
One appletini, easy on the tini.


But, seriously, Bourbon and Coke...
I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
~~ Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995.


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Fires Burning
#21
Quote by SleepinGiant
Six jagerbombs for me barkeep, thats right cos im the fcukin man.


Yeah Cause drinking Jägermesiter is so Manley
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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#23
Quote by Nexium
Yeah Cause drinking Jägermesiter is so Manley


That's it. My haircut's fresh, my colla's popped, and I'm ready to fcukin fight.
#24
Quote by SleepinGiant
That's it. My haircut's fresh, my colla's popped, and I'm ready to fcukin fight.



Wait a minute is this you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW4YDypf7qs

Please don't fck a brotha up
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#25
that my fcukin boi, we fcuked that nick guy up easy man, slapped his university round the room na mean?

I'm on youtube too man, fcukin yo girl's, drankin yo beer, doin ma thing.

search 'my new haircut'. hard as fcuk.

i get money na mean/
#26
I'll have a few pints to save time

How are we all on this fine day/evening/whatever you make it?
Well whad'ya know, it's a female on UG. D:


Shine On, Cast A Shadow.


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<3 You = smart.


#27
Well, I haven't got any money but I'll give you a song for a pint..?
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And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



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#28
Quote by XmydyingheartX


How are we all on this fine day/evening/whatever you make it?


*takes some shots of Jim Beam*

Them's fightin' words.

*"Call Me the Breeze" plays on jukebox. Throws punch*
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BEER!
VIDEO GAMES!
MOVIES/GEEKY SHIT!

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#30
^^ You voted for McCain?

Change Motherf***er!

*Breaks Chair*
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#31
Quote by Julz127
^^ You voted for McCain?

Change Motherf***er!

*Breaks Chair*


I ain't no charity!

*throws beer bottle*
Like podcasts? Listen to these!
BEER!
VIDEO GAMES!
MOVIES/GEEKY SHIT!

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#33
Quote by Colgate Total
I ain't no charity!

*throws beer bottle*


Raaarrgh!

Right, Thats it.

*Pulls out poke-ball*
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And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



SOUNDCLOUD
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#34
Quote by Julz127
Raaarrgh!

Right, Thats it.

*Pulls out poke-ball*


You asshole. You don't poke a man in the eye. What is wrong with you?
Like podcasts? Listen to these!
BEER!
VIDEO GAMES!
MOVIES/GEEKY SHIT!

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#35
Now whata ya bitches doin huh? fightin each udda for fcukin politics?

fcuk politics.

Now we do shots our yous all homos.

also, where the pussy at?
#36
Quote by Colgate Total
You asshole. You don't poke a man in the eye. What is wrong with you?






Well played.

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And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



SOUNDCLOUD
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#37
Quote by SleepinGiant
Now whata ya bitches doin huh? fightin each udda for fcukin politics?

fcuk politics.

Now we do shots our yous all homos.

also, where the pussy at?


The only reason you should be getting mad is because the Avs suck so much.
Like podcasts? Listen to these!
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VIDEO GAMES!
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#38
Quote by Colgate Total
The only reason you should be getting mad is because the Avs suck so much.


You startin a fight bro? you really want these pythons flyin at ya?

I run dis ba, i run dis city, and errbody knows it.

fcuk fighting, more jagerbombs.

jagerbombs uh. jagerbombs uh. jager bombs uh.


I know, they're absolutely brutal
#40
*walks in with a shotgun and aims it at the bartender*

now give me all of your money or that wall will be covered with pieces of your brain!
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