#1
I don't know about you guys, but ever time I hear some smooth jazz/cheesy 70's funk in a porno I want to rip my ****ing dick off. Seriously, who the hell wants to hear Kenny G when they're trying to get off?
#3
Watch some up to date porn..
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#8
Oh it's the worst, especially when it's far too loud and drowns out the sex noises.
#9
I love porn music.

I want to get into the porn soundtrack industry, but I'm not sure how to get my foot in the door.
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#10
Exactly. That's why I can't just turn the volume off, because then you're missing out on all the sexy noises.
#12
Some twat thought a rap song about abortion would be a good soundtrack to a porno. I disagree.
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#15
I love porn music. The "Tourist" album by St. Germain for instance, is awesome.
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#16
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I love porn music.

I want to get into the porn soundtrack industry, but I'm not sure how to get my foot in the door.


Have you tried dressing up as the pizza delivery guy? What about the cable guy?
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#17
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Have you tried dressing up as the pizza delivery guy? What about the cable guy?

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#18
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Don't forget the pool boy.


Ah yes of course, how could I forget. Plumber is also popular these days.
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#19
I once saw a porn with a carcass song for music, otherwise i don't pay attention to it.
#21
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I don't know about you guys, but ever time I hear some smooth jazz/cheesy 70's funk in a porno I want to rip my ****ing dick off. Seriously, who the hell wants to hear Kenny G when they're trying to get off?


now now, that's hardly appropriate for the children.

yes, we DO have children
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#22
Well, since I don't really watch porn on my broken VCR I don't have to deal with it.
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#26
Just turn the sound of. I don't like the sound of them shouting "aah! f*ck! oh god! f*ck f*ck f*ck!" anyway.
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#27
I don't know OP...
I sure would like to choke the chicken to Sonic Youth.


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#28
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I love porn music. The "Tourist" album by St. Germain for instance, is awesome.

I really like that album
#29
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Watch some up to date porn..


yeah!
stop stealing from your parents old 70's VHS stash and get your own!!
modern porn doesnt have 70's music supprisingly!!
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#30
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yeah!
stop stealing from your parents old 70's VHS stash and get your own!!
modern porn doesnt have 70's music supprisingly!!


What porn have you been watching?


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#31
I like listening to Jazz Fusion over porn, it throws my rhythm off completely and lets me last longer
#34
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Exactly. That's why I can't just turn the volume off, because then you're missing out on all the sexy noises.


You realize she is faking those right? If you're lucky and blessed you'll learn what real sex noises are when you're with a girl, assuming of course you don't suck ass.
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