#1
got **** on. so last night we had a party in my apartment, and some kid went to take a ****, but forgot to take his pants off, **** all over himself, and got it on my bathroom floor. we made him clean it, and now hes really embarrassed. but it was the funniest ****ing thing ive seen in a long time. truly legendary status. has anyone ever experienced or witnessed something like this from a ****ed up person?

EDIT: **** = sh.it, as in fecal matter
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Last edited by CrabSoldier X at Sep 4, 2009,
#5
Quote by CrabSoldier X
got **** on. so last night we had a party in my apartment, and some kid went to take a ****, but forgot to take his pants off, **** all over himself, and got it on my bathroom floor. we made him clean it, and now hes really embarrassed. but it was the funniest ****ing thing ive seen in a long time. truly legendary status. has anyone ever experienced or witnessed something like this from a ****ed up person?

EDIT: **** = sh.it, as in fecal matter


Sounds funnier if you substitute **** with arse, actually.

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wat

#6
I did not witness this, but supposedly this guy I know had diarrhea, got drunk at a house party, and **** all over the living room, the couch and the TV. the host needed 3 days to clean all of it up, and the guy as since then never been invited anywhere.
#7
at a party at my friends, this popular girl, drunk as hell, pooped on his stairs. it was great.,, horrible for him though of course, but a good story to bring around every now and then to touch upon and feel delightfully nostalgic.
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#8
When I was like 12 I had Diarhea at a Pizza Hut. I kinda had a wet fart n **** my pants a little, but I just threw my underwear out and it was fine...
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at a party at my friends, this popular girl, drunk as hell, pooped on his stairs. it was great.,, horrible for him though of course, but a good story to bring around every now and then to touch upon and feel delightfully nostalgic.


OH wow... completely reminds me. One of my ex's friends at a party was dared to poop in a shed, so I guess she did and threw it over the fence (she says with an item of some sort).

So basically we called her poop slinger, poops paws, and other great names.
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