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#2
I heard they melted him down in to a plastic slide so little boys could still go down on him.
Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.
#3
ಠ_ಠ
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

last.fm
#5
I'll admit, I laughed when I saw beer critic.
Chinese Democracy is a great album, people need to get over Slash.

Proud fan of Pop, Rap, Rock, and Metal.
#7
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I heard they melted him down in to a plastic slide so little boys could still go down on him.

#8
Quote by BLToast
I heard they melted him down in to a plastic slide so little boys could still go down on him.

Someone didn't click the link...
#9
Quote by BLToast
I heard they melted him down in to a plastic slide so little boys could still go down on him.


EPIC FAIL

What a coincident TS.
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But you only die once, so you may as well experience it to the fullest.

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Get her a goat. Bitches love goats.

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Plus, naturally I scream satanic rituals while unleashing the demon. It's a marvelous resurrection.
#10
Quote by BLToast
I heard they melted him down in to a plastic slide so little boys could still go down on him.


Read article?
#16
:O I had one of his books!
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Only in a vodka ad could Mexico win a war.
#17
Quote by just17n8
a moment of silence for The King Of Hop


icwutudidthar
Quote by blackenedktulu
CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

Quote by Zero-Hartman
Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

last.fm
#18
Quote by just17n8
a moment of silence for The King Of Hop


I C What U did THar

Edit: Damn
Quote by axethrower13
But you only die once, so you may as well experience it to the fullest.

Quote by ozzyismetal
Get her a goat. Bitches love goats.

Quote by Weaponxclaws
Plus, naturally I scream satanic rituals while unleashing the demon. It's a marvelous resurrection.
#19
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
Dammit, our supply of Michael Jacksons is getting lower and lower
No, but we still have an innumerable amount of Tom Cruise's.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#21
Quote by Just Andrew
No, but we still have an innumerable amount of Tom Cruise's.


And midgets to.
#22
Quote by TunaFish
Read article?

Yeah. Just felt like saying that joke.
Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.
#25
lolz lovely xD

a beer expert wow i guess that doesnt even need a study ima quit college and be drunk 24/7 becuz it's my job!!! hail that guy xD
#26
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
Dammit, our supply of Michael Jacksons is getting lower and lower

we will always have this michael jackson.

There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#29
What the ****...

This will be dealt with.

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#30
Guys, this article is two years old. Hell, I remember when this happened, because someone made a thread about it with the intention of being misleading.
#31
Well sir, ah truly am devastated.

RIP Michael Jackson.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#32
Quote by StewieSwan
Oh god, not the important michael jackson!



Just because he wasn't important to you doesn't mean he wasn't important to someone else asshole
My Gear
Jackson Pro Series DK2M
Epiphone Les Paul Custom
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Dunlop Crybaby From Hell


Originally Posted By iron_maiden93

He wants to rape us....He raped me


#34
Michael Jackson in 2004.


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a bit late huh?
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Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#35
For a sec I thought this was the Trailer Park Boys' Michael Jackson, who played Trevor or Cory, if I'm not mistaken.
#36
Quote by Fenderhippie69
we will always have this michael jackson.




"happy birthday lisa"
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#37
Michael Jackson was also arrested on Dog the Bounty hunter for sexual assault i lol'ed hard at that one
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
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