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#1
I feel stupid by asking this. But it is an utmost importance issue.
Having children is a way to preserve a species, but humans don't just preserve their species, they multiply it.


Now, remember the: not enough food, water, space, air, time, love, war, etc?

The recent water shortage is relative. It is a mayor problem for the actual world population…
but if the world had only one man, would it still be a shortage?

The solution to all of our problems is simple: don't have sex without condoms.


Tell me, to have or not to have? Do you justify having 8 children? Not having a son is killing him before he is born?

Crude reality: It's real.
#2
I feel stupid by asking this. But it is an utmost importance issue.
Having children is a way to preserve a species, but humans don't just preserve their species, they multiply it.


Now, remember the: not enough food, water, space, air, time, love, war, etc?

The recent water shortage is relative. It is a mayor problem for the actual world population…
but if the world had only one man, would it still be a shortage?

The solution to all of our problems is simple: don't have sex without condoms.


Tell me, to have or not to have? Do you justify having 8 children? Not having a son is killing him before he is born?

Crude reality: It's real.I would like to be that man...



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#4
What we should do is have a ban on stupid people having kids and fix two problems at the same time.

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#5
Keep breeding for all I care...
Your food will run out and the human population will drop. Sharply, until the numbers become sustainable.

Me on the other hand, will enjoy bombing you from orbit.
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#6
Quote by jgbsmith
What we should do is have a ban on stupid people having kids and fix two problems at the same time.


This.
Stupidity should be painful.
#7
I'm not sure I really want kids. And anyway, if everyone had just one kid per couple, the population would halve, wouldn't it?
#8
Quote by Fiire

but if the world had only one man, would it still be a shortage?

Nahh, I'm sure that man can drink the same amount of water as billions of other people.

EDIT:
Quote by Fiire

I feel stupid by asking this.



Overpopulation was addressed in China with the one-child policy, I believe they made it two now, as long as they are a few years apart.

But in my opinion, it's not just the number of humans, but how carefree we are in using our resources.
Last edited by Miniskirt at Sep 4, 2009,
#9
To have for sure, do you have any idea how much you can get for one on the black market?

A lot.

But really, maybe some day I'll have kids and teach them to bring the lulz.
Goodness gracious me!
#10
who the **** cares jsut get em if it keeps your woman happy u just need pussy rite?
#11
once a person reaches 65 years old they should be killed, that would solve over population

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#12
Quote by michal23
I'm not sure I really want kids. And anyway, if everyone had just one kid per couple, the population would halve, wouldn't it?

Not until the entire last generation died.

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#13
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once a person reaches 65 years old they should be killed, that would solve over population

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#14
Quote by SteveHouse
Not until the entire last generation died.


Hmm, true. So there would be a temporary crisis, but then a better future. Seems alright to me.
#15
Quote by Fiire
I feel stupid by asking this. But it is an utmost importance issue.
Having children is a way to preserve a species, but humans don't just preserve their species, they multiply it.


Now, remember the: not enough food, water, space, air, time, love, war, etc?

The recent water shortage is relative. It is a mayor problem for the actual world population…
but if the world had only one man, would it still be a shortage?

The solution to all of our problems is simple: don't have sex without condoms.


Tell me, to have or not to have? Do you justify having 8 children? Not having a son is killing him before he is born?

Crude reality: It's real.

Then fapping equals genocide.
#17
TS Judging by this post and the bible bit in your sig, I would dare say that you have no idea what your talking about when it comes to anything of real importance or relevance.
#18
I don't like children. I'm afraid of childbirth pain. I'm afraid that I would make a sucking job at raising kids. I don't know if I want to dedicate my life to them.

Brutal truth. My feelings may change in the future, however.

But we're dealing with human overpopulation anyway...
#19
Just have two kids - you're not increasing pop, and not decreasing.
And tell those kids to 'love and protect' the planet.

Problem solved.
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#20
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Then fapping equals genocide.



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#21
Quote by michal23
Hmm, true. So there would be a temporary crisis, but then a better future. Seems alright to me.

You always have to count on the white girls who think they're black to have at least six kids, though.
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#22
Quote by Jack Off Jill
You always have to count on the white girls who think they're black to have at least six kids, though.





Why is it every time I come close to creating a perfect world, it gets ****ed up?
#23
Quote by osXtiger
Welcome to Catholicism.

NOW REPENT FOR YOU HAVE BEEN BAD!

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's.
Mine! And mine! And mine!

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaate!

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#24
..I fully intend on pro-creating when I'm at least in my late 20s with a job,partner or husband and a house. 2 kids would be nice.


Who wants to make some babies with me?
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#25
I cant believe you actually put the entire song there.

You are freakin awesome
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#26
Quote by SteveHouse
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's.
Mine! And mine! And mine!

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaate!



What?
#27
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What?

YouTube: "Monty Python Every Sperm Is Sacred"

Also, can you not quote the whole post? It's doublepluslong.

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#28
I've never thought about it, I guess I'll have children one day. I'm not really the guy who settles down, though.
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#29
I believe 2 kids should be max for a couple - 3 for the families that can demonstrate to have enough mediums to raise them fine. I really hate people that have 8 children and work washing plates on a restaurant and sucking money from the government (sometimes they dont even have a job).

Those kids will grow in piss poor conditions and, most of the time, become criminals or just useless trash. They should be eliminated. Capitalism says that there will be rich people who command the mid class people, who go over the poor ones (that's why we cant just kill all the poor and make everyone rich), but these guys aren't even going along with the system, they just sit there with govermental help and picking thrash to do nothing. They shouldnt even have been born IMO. what a way to waste a life.
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#30
Adoption for me. If anyone really cared for children they wouldn't have them...
There's plenty of children without parents as of now.
Kiss with a fist, lovely heterosexuals.
#32
Quote by ldnovelo
I believe 2 kids should be max for a couple - 3 for the families that can demonstrate to have enough mediums to raise them fine. I really hate people that have 8 children and work washing plates on a restaurant and sucking money from the government (sometimes they dont even have a job).


Yeah? Well guess what. They hate you too.


I agree with what you just said, mostly. Apart from the whole **** about a limit on the amount of kids; as nice as it would be, you can't do that.
#33
Quote by ldnovelo
I really hate people that have 8 children and work washing plates on a restaurant and sucking money from the government (sometimes they dont even have a job).

Fun fact: They're really few and far between, despite Ronald Reagan and his welfare queen.

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#34
Quote by SteveHouse
Fun fact: They're really few and far between, despite Ronald Reagan and his welfare queen.

...You've clearly never been to Basildon, Essex.
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#35
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...You've clearly never been to Basildon, Essex.

Zeus's beard, you're right. Forgive my American bias here

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#36
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#37
I might not have much say in the matter....I suffer from a fertility issue called PCOS which means I might not BE ABLE to have any children whether I wanted them or not.


#38
im never having kids.
statistics say that one kid
is equil to about 1 million dallors in its life time
i'd rather have the money to be honest.
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#39
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Zeus's beard, you're right. Forgive my American bias here

:P Did you google that or did my hometown's reputation precede me again?
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