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My parents have been gone for a few days so yesterday I tapped into their booze collection and I mixed quite a bit of drinks.. Long story short, I woke up naked in my backyard with my dick sandwiched inbetween two pop tarts and some white stuff I can only hope is melted marshmellows. I believe I just fucked some pop tarts. I'd post pics but it's my dick and I'm shy..




Last edited by MinterMan22 at Sep 4, 2009,
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damn pop tarts are a bunch of toaster strumpets!

seducing our children and destroying our fragile moral base! i find it offensive!

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#10
Obvious troll is obvious.
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#11
I felt bad from the start and who else could I share with?




#12
Pics or it didn't happen. It's that simple.
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Quote by MinterMan22
I felt bad from the start and who else could I share with?

Someone who actually gives a damn.
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Quote by MinterMan22
I felt bad from the start and who else could I share with?

its ok man, youre among friends. by now, most of the pit has found out why they call it "wonder" bread.
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And wtf is a troll? Isnt that some green s**t living under a bridge?




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Quote by Zugunruhe
damn pop tarts are a bunch of toaster strumpets!

seducing our children and destroying our fragile moral base! i find it offensive!




i do believe that this is an excellent opportunity to write an angry letter!
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Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
#21
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Almost the exact same thing happened to me except I didn't die .

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i do believe that this is an excellent opportunity to write an angry letter!

yea, lets show these pastry fuckers a lesson using the power of words!

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Quote by MinterMan22
And wtf is a troll? Isnt that some green s**t living under a bridge?

Now you definitely be trollin'. I was hoping this was just a magical tale of love between you and poptarts, but you had to go and ruin it
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Now you definitely be trollin'. I was hoping this was just a magical tale of love between you and poptarts, but you had to go and ruin it

If someone called you an dmjwnkmerfaferfanap, wouldn't you care to know what it is?