Poll: Who is this caller that apparently knows me.
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Prank caller someone i know.
26 50%
Crazy stalker.
15 29%
Person from maxim magiazine.
11 21%
Voters: 52.
#1
Alright i just got home im pretty drunk. But anyways my phone starts ringing i don't wanna talk to anyone 10 minutes later it starts ringing again. Both times a private number. So i answered it some British girl goes is this Eddie ******* (my name). She said her name i forgot whatev. So she says she's from maxim magizine that i meet her at the beach a week ago. I said i wasn't at the beach a week ago. She said yea you were then she described what i look like in detail. Your a big guy wit short brown hair. So she said i won a free subscribtion to maxim. I don't think this is a prank cause thats week you won a subscription to a mag ohh wow thats funny. Also isn't maxim a porno mag im 17 i can't buy porn. Anyway if this is a prank even thought its lame as **** i would be ok, but im bugging out that this is some weird crazy stalker person or something crazy like that. Also this might be relavant some fat chick i never meet b4 started messaging me on AIM last week i told her to f*** off could this be related. IDK im bugging out though. Any thoughts.
#4
Its definately a prank call lmao. And Maxim isn't a porno magazine.
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#6
lame attempt at trolling 0/10
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#7
I suggest bug spray, my friend.
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#8
1) Maxim is not porn.
2) Fat chicks can be crazy.
3) By number two, I mean THEY ARE ALL REALLY CRAZY.
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#9
maybe she has multiple personality disorder or smth?
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#10
Anyway like i said the number is private. Im a guido from new york i don't know any girls that can do an english accent. And if it's a prank its weak as hell its not funny at all. then again im bugging out so it worked.
#11
You not old enough to buy pron but old enough to come home drunk?

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#12
Quote by afromonkeyR0X
You not old enough to buy pron but old enough to come home drunk?



Am i old engough to buy beer? no! do i drink hell yeah. am i old engough to buy porn? no! do i watch porn? for sure
#13
Quote by afromonkeyR0X
You not old enough to buy pron but old enough to come home drunk?


He's not old enough for either. He said he's 17 and in New York. He also said he's a guido, which explains everything.
#14
Quote by NY_FootBall49
Am i old engough to buy beer? no! do i drink hell yeah. am i old engough to buy porn? no! do i watch porn? for sure


Are you old enough to buy/use dildos? Idk the age policy on purchasing sextoys! Do you buy/use dildos? Hell ya!

My advice is to just stop freaking out, its probably nothing, its not like she said she was going to rape you is it?
Goodness gracious me!
#16
Quote by Alex Vik
He's not old enough for either. He said he's 17 and in New York. He also said he's a guido, which explains everything.


Im not here to be judged i have a 90 average im a really good football player. I don't drink all the time once a month. My team had our first game of the season i needed to blow off steam who cares
#18
Quote by NY_FootBall49
Im not here to be judged i have a 90 average im a really good football player. I don't drink all the time once a month. My team had our first game of the season i needed to blow the team who cares

I fixed that for you, because you're drunk and obviously don't know what you are talking about.
#19
Nah no phone sex it was a stupid call not funny like a prank call and i never meet this person so. thats why im freaking out obiviously knows who i am
#21
I think I solved this mystery!

Quote by NY_FootBall49
Alright i just got home im pretty drunk.... I said i wasn't at the beach a week ago.

Not that you remember!

Case Closed!

lol@your first favorite guitarist, he is completely overrated, and I heard hes a raging alcoholic
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#22
Im not a burnout i've had football practice everyday for the last month. I don't smoke i don't drink all the time i did not forget esspecially if it was a hot chick i don't forget hot chicks. Ugly chicks yea guys yea not hot chicks.
#23
Quote by NY_FootBall49
hey guitar god your funny and your a tough guy nice.

I know this was sarcasm, but I'm going to take this as a complement anyways. So thank you.
#24
Quote by GuitarGod_92
I fixed that for you, because you're drunk and obviously don't know what you are talking about.

So subtle, yet so great

Edit:

Quote by GuitarGod_92
I know this was sarcasm, but I'm going to take this as a complement anyways. So thank you.

I don't know if it's because of my lack of sleep, but
Last edited by Alex Vik at Sep 5, 2009,
#25
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lol@your first favorite guitarist, he is completely overrated, and I heard hes a raging alcoholic


i just looked at my profile that is great thats like the funniest thing ive heard in a while i didn't get it at first but thats great lmao.
i don't even have a comeback that was to good i tried i got nothing
Last edited by NY_FootBall49 at Sep 5, 2009,
#26
You weren't at the beach and it's an age restricted magazine, sounds like a prank.
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#28
This thread is parallel worthy... I'm tempted.

Obvious troll is obvious... or this guy is really stupid.
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#29
Quote by NY_FootBall49
what kind of retard thinks thats funny. thats not a good prank.
o rly?
Quote by NY_FootBall49
Alright i just got home im pretty drunk. But anyways my phone starts ringing i don't wanna talk to anyone 10 minutes later it starts ringing again. Both times a private number. So i answered it some British girl goes is this Eddie ******* (my name). She said her name i forgot whatev. So she says she's from maxim magizine that i meet her at the beach a week ago. I said i wasn't at the beach a week ago. She said yea you were then she described what i look like in detail. Your a big guy wit short brown hair. So she said i won a free subscribtion to maxim. I don't think this is a prank cause thats week you won a subscription to a mag ohh wow thats funny. Also isn't maxim a porno mag im 17 i can't buy porn. Anyway if this is a prank even thought its lame as **** i would be ok, but im bugging out that this is some weird crazy stalker person or something crazy like that. Also this might be relavant some fat chick i never meet b4 started messaging me on AIM last week i told her to f*** off could this be related. IDK im bugging out though. Any thoughts.
looks like it worked...
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#30
yea so the point of the call is to get we worrying about crazy stalker chicks then thats genius cause im really worried.
#32
Im busy you know and i don't live near any nice beaches you live in australia they got nice beaches u guys can swim with dolphins in New York u can swim with tires and Jimmy Hoffa.
#34
Quote by NY_FootBall49
Im busy you know and i don't live near any nice beaches you live in australia they got nice beaches u guys can swim with dolphins in New York u can swim with tires and Jimmy Hoffa.

This is not a proven fact.

Do they teach grammar in your school, or is that just the name of it?
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#35
Last I talked to him, Jimmy Hoffa was Denver. This was about a week ago.

Crazy stalker chick? You got prank called, don't bug out man, just forget about it. And don't take anything said on UG so personally.
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#36
Obvious troll is obvious. *reported*
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#37
Forget maxim, you should subscribe to a dictionary and grammar paper.
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#38


Which one is OP? I want to ring him and offer him a subscription to the Piz Buin monthly newsletter.
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