My old friends THOMAS FUNCTION are going on tour with their new friends YUSSUF JERUSALEM from France. THOMAS FUNCTION is proof that you can listen to THE GRUMPIES, SAM COOK and SURF NAZIS MUST DIE all at once growing up and still make an awesome band. YUSSUF JERUSALEM are probably one of the best bands in France right now. THE FEELING OF LOVE kinda has a special place in my heart, my because Seb Normal loves cornbread like he's from Alabama or maybe because they toured China but still wanna play a show on my roof. I dunno. I do know that YUSSUF JERUSALEM love Black Metal (and their song evil rise is really ****ing awesome, and would totally kick ass to hear in Tom Foote's basement in Chattanooga, TN with BURNIN' DOOBAGE being the headlining band) but 'I ain't Comin' Back' is a near perfect pop song.

Sep 21 2009 10:00P
Voodoo lounge Huntsville, Alabama
Sep 22 2009 8:00P
Black Owl Trading Co. Florence, Alabama
Sep 23 2009 8:00P
Glen Danzig’s House Nashville, Tennessee
Sep 24 2009 8:00P
Gonerfest Memphis, Tennessee
Sep 26 2009 8:00P
529 Atlanta, Georgia
Sep 27 2009 8:00P
2702 Lawndale Durham, North Carolina
Sep 28 2009 8:00P
Talking Head Club Baltimore, Maryland
Sep 29 2009 8:00P
JR’s Philly, Pennsylvania
Sep 30 2009 8:00P
Silent Barn Ridgewood [Queens], New York
Oct 1 2009 8:00P
Webster Hall New York, New York
Oct 2 2009 8:00P
Bruar Falls Brooklyn, New York
Oct 3 2009 8:00P
Garfield Artworks Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Oct 4 2009 8:00P
Summit Colombus, Ohio
Oct 5 2009 8:00P
Lager House Detroit, Michigan
Oct 6 2009 8:00P
Brass Rail Fort Wayne, Indiana
Oct 7 2009 8:00P
Ronny’s Chicago, Illinois
Oct 8 2009 8:00P
Club Garibaldi milwaukee, Wisconsin
Oct 9 2009 8:00P
TBA Rock Island, Illinois
Oct 10 2009 8:00P
Replay Lounge Lawrence, Kansas
Oct 11 2009 8:00P
Larimer Lounge Denver, Colorado
Oct 12 2009 8:00P
House Show Provo, Utah
Oct 14 2009 8:00P
Fun House Seattle, Washington
Oct 17 2009 8:00P
scion garage festival (w/ THE MUMMIES, MOJOMATICS, JAIL, PIERCED ARROWS + 1 million more) Portland, Oregon
Oct 19 2009 8:00P
Stork Club Oakland, California
Oct 20 2009 8:00P
Hemlock Tavern San francisco, California
Oct 21 2009 8:00P
Blue Lamp Sacramento, California
Oct 23 2009 8:00P
5 star bar Los Angeles, California
Oct 25 2009 8:00P
Bar Pink Elephant San Diego, California
Oct 26 2009 8:00P
Modified Phoenix, Arizona
Oct 27 2009 8:00P
tba Las Cruces, New Mexico
Oct 28 2009 8:00P
TBA El Paso, Texas
Oct 29 2009 8:00P
Bash Riprocks Lubbock, Texas
Oct 30 2009 8:00P
Lounge on Elm Street Dallas, Texas
Oct 31 2009 8:00P
TBA Austin, Texas
Nov 2 2009 8:00P
Mangos Houston, Texas
Nov 3 2009 8:00P
Saturn Bar New Orleans, Louisiana
Nov 4 2009 8:00P
Alabama Music Box Mobile, Alabama
Nov 5 2009 8:00P
St. Michael’s Pub Tallahassee, Florida
Nov 6 2009 8:00P
TBA Miami, Florida
Nov 7 2009 8:00P
TBA Orlando

If you live in any of those cities, go check them out. They rule. I went to Munich to see THOMAS FUNCTION and that's 9 hours away from me... but I'm sure you've driven that far to see yer best friends when they're on the same continent as you and you only get to see them once or twice a year.



Last edited by whyvern at Sep 5, 2009,
bump cos the tour starts on monday
"best friends"
"2x a year"

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"best friends"
"2x a year"


That's what happens when you move out of yer mom's house to another continent sometimes you only get to see the people you love twice a year.

@Charlie, there's 2 days in Austin. If you write them they'd probably do a day show in San Antonio.
hmm... I might do that. I don't have a car, so I couldn't go to Austin if I wanted to, but I could probably get some people to accompany me to an SA show. We'll see.