#2
I really hope this is a troll. And if you're for real, you won't like this place very much.

And *reported* because:

A) wrong forum
B) you can add your email in your profile, not put them in posts
and C)... Don't know

But yeah..
R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio. Supplied amazing music to both me and my mother.

He will be missed.
#3
Quote by larrytheguitar
I really hope this is a troll. And if you're for real, you won't like this place very much.

And *reported* because:

A) wrong forum
B) you can add your email in your profile, not put them in posts
and C)... Don't know

But yeah..


but what if he's a real chinese guy!?
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#4
Quote by Laces Out Danny
but what if he's a real chinese guy!?

Quote by AA00P
Listen to the man, he's Jewish.
#5
oh oh, no he's not a real chinese guy, because he didn't use "verry"
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#6
Thank you for the write back,in fact,my english is so poor and What I said is indubitability,I love music,guitar and english.actually,When I was writing these I have been using a dictionary!not joke,trust me please!

I am chinese,I'm from The People's Republic of China
#7
I'm a Real Chinese man,not jewish.

我是中国人,不是犹太人,喜欢音乐,喜欢英文,喜欢结交外国朋友!
#8
This guy's awesome! Where's the fun in reporting him??
Gear:
-A Guitar
-A Bass Guitar
AND...
-amps for BOTH of them!!

(who cares?)
#9
Quote by chinese guy
I'm a Real Chinese man,not jewish.

我是中国人,不是犹太人,喜欢音乐,喜欢英文,喜欢结交外国朋友!


你 好!
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#11
Quote by Laces Out Danny
你 好!

good! 你好,where are you from?I'm so exalted to get here
#15
Quote by chinese guy
Who can tell me where is the chit-chat area here?

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=11
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#19
Quote by Gris-Gris-Man
chinese food rules

Chinese pussy (well the majority of it) rules
Quote by JacobTheMe
JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

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I met Jesus once. Cocksucker still owes me 20 bucks.
#20
Would be cool if he was James Iha. Or was he Japanese? I dunno..
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#21
Quote by diofan88
Chinese pussy (well the majority of it) rules

What"s the chinese pussy rules?and what's your nationality?please respect woman of my country!
#22
Quote by chinese guy
What"s the chinese pussy rules?and what's your nationality?please respect woman of my country!

He means chinese pussy rules as in it is awesome nice pussy.
Quote by edgeyyz
It's like everyone's getting laid and I'm the only virgin...


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I now dub thee, Fapking.

Bow down to the Fapking!

Shoop Group!