#1
I searched and didnt see one, anyway here you can share stories of epicness involving paintball games.

I went paintballing today for the second time ever. One game involved protecting a fortress from another team who had to put a 'bomb' (plastic container) into the fort. I was in a corner with another guy and we were shooting through gaps in the building. I turned around and realised we were the only two left on our team. I then realised the other team had surrounded the building, and the guy with me got shot in the neck and gave me his gun as I was out of paintballs, and I fired blindly as about 7 people ran in and blew the hell out of me. Bloody hurt, covered in bruises!

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#4
When I play paintball, I act like its a FPS game in real life.
I shot my friend on his inner thigh, he fell to the floor and I went up to him and teabagged him
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#5
I poured a bucket of paint on a dog once... its not really the same kinda thing but I did enjoy it
#6
i shot the cap off the thing on my friends gun that holds the paintball, and about £5s worth of paintballs fell out the back and landed in a puddle he was piiiiiissed!
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#7
I came up to a building filled with people, so I did the polite thing, stuck my barrel in a window and yelled mercy.

Well, I was quite quickly greeted with paint in my direction, so I opened fire and nailed about 8 kids in the building, it was just awesome.

I stood at the door as they all just walked out, IN SHAME!

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#8
I shot a man in his pee-pee.
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#9
It's been a while since I last paintballed and I miss it so much.

There used to be this old mechanic shop and restaurant across from each other and we would split into teams and use them as bases. It's gone now unfortunately.
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#10
There's already a couple of threads but meh.

It's too expensive. I was really getting into it but money took over.
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When I play paintball, I act like its a FPS game in real life.
I shot my friend on his inner thigh, he fell to the floor and I went up to him and teabagged him


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#13
Yeah paintballing was prety damn good today. My M16 upgrade and the Terminator was l33t
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#14
I played paintball for 3 or 4 years starting back in like 2001. It was ridiculous fun, I miss it. I get nostalgic thinking about it. Back then it was a lot better though, because there was a bigger variety in guns and types of games. That was when paintball was really taking off.

Now every gun is exactly the same and it's just another alternative sport. I'd bet you whippersnappers don't even know what an autococker looks like!! Back in my day, when we didn't have money for paintballs, we used rocks!!! If someone didn't call out when they were hit, THEY GOT LYNCHED!!! ON THE SPOT!!

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