#1
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/...n5272706.shtml

Police in Michigan say a first date went from bad to worse when a Detroit man skipped out on the restaurant bill, then stole his date’s car. Police say 23-year-old Terrance Dejuan McCoy had dinner with a woman April 24 at Buffalo Wild Wings in the Detroit suburb of Ferndale. The woman says the two met a week earlier at a Detroit casino and she knew McCoy only as “Chris.” The woman told police that McCoy said he left his wallet in her car and asked for keys. He then sped away in the 2000 Chevrolet Impala. The Daily Tribune of Royal Oak reports that police identified McCoy by a photo he’d sent to the woman’s cell phone, and his phone number. McCoy is charged with unlawfully taking the car, a five-year felony. He waived a preliminary exam and was bound over for trial Thursday.


Unfortunately for old Ace, there have been many-a-dates where I could tell from the get go that I wasn't gonna get to send it in. It’s one of those things where guys can tell right off the bat if they aren’t gonna get down (chick is showing signs of self respect, dressing with dignity, etc). And what usually ends up happening? The dude sits through the painful desperate meal, pays the bill and she goes home. Well not Terry McCoy my friends! Not Terry McCoy! T Mac here shouldn’t have had very high expectations – he took her to a ****ing Buffalo Wild Wings. But nonetheless, T Mac probably presumed he was gonna get ass until she ordered a dozen Jamaican Jerk chicken wings. Knowing full well chicks don’t **** after eating wings, he went to Plan B: Steal this bitch’s Impala.

For every pair of blue balls out there…For every night that ended with internet porn…For every man that said “****, if I had known she wasn’t gonna **** me I woulda stolen her car” – Terry McCoy did this for you.
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#11
Well, maybe she shouldn't have led him on.
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#12
what....what a hero! ;_;
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#13
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Well, maybe she shouldn't have led him on.


Doesn't mean you have to be the sissy by reacting so irrationally against the law either
#14
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For every pair of blue balls out there…For every night that ended with internet porn…For every man that said “****, if I had known she wasn’t gonna **** me I woulda stolen her car” – Terry McCoy did this for you.


I raise my glass and my pipe to Terry McCoy!
#15
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Doesn't mean you have to be the sissy by reacting so irrationally against the law either

women abuse the stupidity of men and are thus evil and deserve any bad treatment they get.

FACT
#16
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women abuse the stupidity of men and are thus evil and deserve any bad treatment they get.

FACT


I think men abuse the stupidity of women as well.

We are slaves to one another - where we lose all rationability at all with our actions, especially when it comes to sex.
#17
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I think men abuse the stupidity of women as well.

We are slaves to one another - where we lose all rationability at all with our actions, especially when it comes to sex.

I wish I could refute that, but once again you have won.

damn you!
#19
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I wish I could refute that, but once again you have won.

damn you!



*hands you a beer*


We are both from a stupid, stupid race.

Cheers!
#20
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*hands you a beer*


We are both from a stupid, stupid race.

Cheers!

*has a beer in both hands*

if I wasn't getting laid in two days I'd be very, very upset.
#21
That man is a god.
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#22
Terry McCoy, his name was he.
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His name was Terry McCoy.


His name was Terry McCoy.


In conviction of a felony, a member of society has a name...

His name was Terry McCoy
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#26
Mad respect. RIP McCoy.
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#27
This should become a thing, like Barney's Lemon Law (How I Met Your Mother ) , but instead of just leaving after 5 mins of a bad date, you steal the bitches car.

"Hey John, how did your date go?"

"Horrible, she was boring and clearly wasn't going to f**k me so I McCoyed her ass..."
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#28
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This should become a thing, like Barney's Lemon Law (How I Met Your Mother ) , but instead of just leaving after 5 mins of a bad date, you still the bitches car.

"Hey John, how did your date go?"

"Horrible, she was boring and clearly wasn't going to f**k me so I McCoyed her ass..."


I could see it catching on.
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#29
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In conviction of a felony, a member of society has a name...

His name was Terry McCoy


His name was Terry McCoy.