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#1
last night, i was drunk. just as i am every night.

however, i met this (cute) irish girl here studying abroad (haha ... a broad studying abroad).

anyway. instead of being nice, i was a total dickhead (as i tend to be). she mentioned that some of her friends from home were coming tonight. i told her i grew up in an irish catholic town (this is true. most people i went to high school were either 100% or 50-50 irish and german). this led to her complaining about americans saying they're irish. so i told her i would drink her friends under the table.

... halp.
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#4
you're gonna fail, my friend.

the Irish and Russians are the only people capable of rivaling us Germans in drinking power, and unfortunately you just picked a fight with the Hulk Hogan's of drinking

seriously, I battle-drank with Irish guys once, those guys are ****ing monsters. it ended a draw, though.
#5
hope that everyone is going to get really drunk and not remember anything anyway?
#9
Buy 3 bottles of sambuka. Empty one out and fill it with water.

You take the water, they take the sambuka. First to finish their bottle wins.

OR...

You could man the hell up and drink like an irishman
#10
Quote by duggyrocks
What exactly are you asking?


well i personally don't believe the idea that any nationality can actually drink more than another by default. i'm determined to bring the irish down from their throne.

see, in high school a german came over and was actually able to down beers better than most people i've ever seen.

i just don't buy this irish drinking thing. but is it true? and if so, why? do they practice in the mountains at high altitudes drinking goat piss or something?
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#11
Don't worry TS, you're just as Irish as them, you'll be grand.

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#13
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
Just eat A LOT of bread/pasta beforehand. Soak it all up.


That just delays the inevitable.
#15
Quote by daytripper75
Well, I believe the answer is simple.


Drink them under the table.



i'll try for tyou, man.
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#16
Quote by daytripper75
Well, I believe the answer is simple.


Drink them under the table.


I'm gonna have to agree with this guy. Eat something high in carbs before the contest begins. Hell, eat a couple baked potatoes, that'd be ironic.
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#17
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Just eat A LOT of bread/pasta beforehand. Throw it all up.


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#19
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Don't worry TS, you're just as Irish as them, you'll be grand.



i'm 'merican. don't you forget it, foreigner.
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#20
i think you've got the idea wrong, i think what you mean is that the irish can drink more before they become drunk
#21
Quote by primusfan
i'm 'merican. don't you forget it, foreigner.


But you're from an Irish Catholic town!
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#22
Quote by duggyrocks
Eating is Cheating


i usually never eat before drinking. i'll have lunch, but never dinner.
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#23
Quote by primusfan
well i personally don't believe the idea that any nationality can actually drink more than another by default. i'm determined to bring the irish down from their throne.

see, in high school a german came over and was actually able to down beers better than most people i've ever seen.

i just don't buy this irish drinking thing. but is it true? and if so, why? do they practice in the mountains at high altitudes drinking goat piss or something?

it has to do with culture.

in german culture, drinking is a big social thing, in many asian countries, by contrast, drinking is just as looked down upon as drugs.

In germany, the legal drinking age is 16, so we have a big head start in getting used to alcohol and learning how much we actually CAN drink. so yea, nationalities really CAN drink more by default, but because of the drinking culture, and not because of some biological mutation or whatever.
#24
Quote by 23dannybhoy23
But you're from an Irish Catholic town!


well yeah. but we're american. everybody there's (great) grandparents are irish though so we have a lot of holdovers from potato land. mainly just drinking and cheating on wives (and having a **** ton of children. why would anyone have nine children?)
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#26
Drink a lot of water, and piss into a cup under the table? I dunno, most of us can't even legally drink! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US!?!
#27
Quote by primusfan
well i personally don't believe the idea that any nationality can actually drink more than another by default. i'm determined to bring the irish down from their throne.

see, in high school a german came over and was actually able to down beers better than most people i've ever seen.

i just don't buy this irish drinking thing. but is it true? and if so, why? do they practice in the mountains at high altitudes drinking goat piss or something?



my background is mostly German and Irish and i can't drink much at all
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#28
Quote by primusfan
well i personally don't believe the idea that any nationality can actually drink more than another by default. i'm determined to bring the irish down from their throne.

see, in high school a german came over and was actually able to down beers better than most people i've ever seen.

i just don't buy this irish drinking thing. but is it true? and if so, why? do they practice in the mountains at high altitudes drinking goat piss or something?


Oh You mean like any normal German off the street? Listen. The reason some nationalities are better at drinking (and their are some who excel, such as Germans, Russians, Czechs, The Irish and British youth) is because drinking is a huge part of their culture, for instance, in Germany everyone drinks from middle schoolers to Old Grannies, its just a part of our culture, because everyone drinks from such a young age, they are able to build up an immunity(i say immunity, but its more like resistance) to alcohol like no other.
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#30
Do it for me too!

I love somebody ruining somebody elses stupid reputation (IE "oh we drink so much just because we're from this country").

Screw that.

And when you're done, punch them in the face because they can't drink for ****.

YEAH.
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#31
Quote by KurtCobain9898
Canadian beer is like moonshine. Dont **** with us


Our beer is 5% on average. That doesn't come close to European beer.
#32
Quote by CoreysMonster
it has to do with culture.

in german culture, drinking is a big social thing, in many asian countries, by contrast, drinking is just as looked down upon as drugs.

In germany, the legal drinking age is 16, so we have a big head start in getting used to alcohol and learning how much we actually CAN drink. so yea, nationalities really CAN drink more by default, but because of the drinking culture, and not because of some biological mutation or whatever.


au contraire, mon frere!

perhaps the reason asian countries look down on drinking is because they lack an enzyme to break down alcohol and therefore become incredibly drunk, incredibly fast. this is fact. so is it possible the germans, russians, etc. have some drinking gene?
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#33
I know an Irish teetotaler...
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#34
Quote by VanTheKraut
Oh You mean like any normal German off the street? Listen. The reason some nationalities are better at drinking (and their are some who excel, such as Germans, Russians, Czechs, The Irish and British youth) is because drinking is a huge part of their culture, for instance, in Germany everyone drinks from middle schoolers to Old Grannies, its just a part of our culture, because everyone drinks from such a young age, they are able to build up an immunity(i say immunity, but its more like resistance) to alcohol like no other.

+100

I'm sure my 80 year old german grandma could drink any american under the table.

also, add Mexicans to that list of excellent drinkers.
#35
Quote by VanTheKraut
Oh You mean like any normal German off the street? Listen. The reason some nationalities are better at drinking (and their are some who excel, such as Germans, Russians, Czechs, The Irish and British youth) is because drinking is a huge part of their culture, for instance, in Germany everyone drinks from middle schoolers to Old Grannies, its just a part of our culture, because everyone drinks from such a young age, they are able to build up an immunity(i say immunity, but its more like resistance) to alcohol like no other.




i cannot wait until i do this. i guess i'll have to provide photographic evidence. welcome to american culture. don't fall asleep with your shoes on. mwahahaha!
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#36
Quote by KeepOnRotting
Our beer is 5% on average. That doesn't come close to European beer.

all beer anywhere is around 5%
#37
Quote by CoreysMonster
all beer anywhere is around 5%


When my buddy went to England he said most of the beer he got was ale and it was anywhere from 7% to 11%.
#39
Quote by CoreysMonster
you're gonna fail, my friend.

the Irish and Russians are the only people capable of rivaling us Germans in drinking power, and unfortunately you just picked a fight with the Hulk Hogan's of drinking

seriously, I battle-drank with Irish guys once, those guys are ****ing monsters. it ended a draw, though.



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EDIT: didnt saw the other post sorry
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#40
Quote by CoreysMonster
the Irish and Russians are the only people capable of rivaling us Germans in drinking power, and unfortunately you just picked a fight with the Hulk Hogan's of drinking

German beer is almost as over rated as The Beatles.