Poll: Am I a pirate?
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View poll results: Am I a pirate?
Yes
163 72%
No
63 28%
Voters: 226.
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#1
Ok, so I have been called many names mostly because of my appearance. None of these in offense for the record. I find it humerous. However, most of them are pirate related. The names I have gotten range from.

Jack Sparrow
Captain Morgan
Jesus
El Captain

and most recently:
Captain Hook

So yeah, am I a pirate, and if so which pirate am I? Go ahead, make up a pirate name for me if you wish.

Here is the most recent pic of me.


Its of me hung over. Which I am right now. So yeah.....

edit:
this is now a shoop thread.
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#2
No, you're a moustache with an idiot hanging off it.
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#3
Where's the pic of you? All I see is one large mustache
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#6
Cap'n Hangover?
Arg, ye only be a pirate if ye pillage villages, rape their wives, and fear the spanish main. and do ye' by chance know where the black pearl went?
And you can always remeber this day as the day you almast captured....
was that a little overboard?
hehe c what i did there
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#7
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No, you're a moustache with an idiot hanging off it.


do you want me to shave it or do you want to keep it so you can keep making fun of me?

I'm never quite sure.
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\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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#8
No eye patch? I am dissapoint
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#12
since when was Jesus a moustache?
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#14
Hey look, its Steve the Pirate!
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#18
This could make a decent shoop thread...
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#20
no ur just awesomness.....i want a beard and 'stache like that
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#21
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This could make a decent shoop thread...



lets get started shall we?


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#22
Yes. I think its the moustache.
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#25
Simple. Ask yourself the following questions:

1. Do you have an unexplainable addiction to rum?
2. Do you randomly shout "Shiver me timbers!" or "Yo-ho-ho!" to no one in particular?
3. Do you feel the urge to dress up in rags and keep a parrot?
4. Do you own a boat crewed by one legged men/one eyed men?

If the answers to the above are yes, then you are a pirate. Simples! *meerkat wink*
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#26
No IMO. But you have luxurious hair.
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#28
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Get a parrot, then we'll talk.

i think you mean the parrot will talk??
enjoi yourself


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#31
I shall choose to reply with two simple words;

Yes...Butt
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#33
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This could make a decent shoop thread...


go for it
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\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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#34
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go for it

This was your intention from the beginning wasn't it? You sly dog...
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#37
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This was your intention from the beginning wasn't it? You sly dog...


nah, I was just curious. I've already made shoop threads on myself before I don't need another one.

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Wait, Jesus was a pirate???

Christianity suddenly became a hell of a lot more interesting.


no but its just what they call me.

^^^
*at Chris Hansen




Holy **** thats awesome.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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#39
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nah, I was just curious. I've already made shoop threads on myself before I don't need another one.


I'm on to you...
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#40
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I'm on to you...


yes I'm sure you are Kjell
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
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