#1
I can't play guitar or mow the lawn while I'm like this, so I think I might just game until I feel better.

Anybody have suggestions of what else I could do?
#3
Masturbate outside a school.

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#7
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Don't forget the binoculars and bag of crisps. The school day is about 6 hours long, he'll be in that tree for a while.

Prawn Cocktail flavour fo' sho'.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#8
worchester sauce
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The only things I kill are wasps, flies, and slugs.

And I dont do it nicely either. I boiled a slug in highly saturated salt water and put a wasp in a microwave. I hate wasps so much.
#16
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Masturbate outside a school.


i have witnessed someone doing this outside my school. strange times.
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#18
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IIIIIIII SEE THE OCCCEEEEEEAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!
#19
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I read that as 'I'm 3'. Stop trying to confuse me.

This.

TS, you are a bastard.


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I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

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joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
#21
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Don't forget the binoculars and bag of crisps. The school day is about 6 hours long, he'll be in that tree for a while.


Listen to this man,

you will need a water supply, find the closest bubblers, make sure the binoculars are powerful.

Good luck young warrior
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#23
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Masturbate outside a school.


Better still, masturbate INSIDE a school.