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#1
So we went to a party the other night. She was dressed up fairly nice and I was in some three-quarter jeans and a white jumper with a hood.

We get to the front door and step in.

I should say at this point, the native Australian race are a black race called Aboriginals. You know, digereedoo's, hunting and face paint and all that. (Not so much the face paint anymore).

So we walk in and just as we're approaching the room with people my girlfriend pulls me back. She has a pretty serious look on her face.

"Take your hood off"

"What for?"

"If there's black people here they might think you're in the KKK"

She was being serious.



What stupid things have you heard women say?


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
Last edited by thanksgiving at Sep 19, 2009,
#2
hooray for you.
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#7
I'm going to sit here and demand proof just like you did to me.

Prove it.

I don't really want proof.
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#8
... and the moral of the story is?

'When man is bored,
Man must not make thread' ?
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#9


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#11
Pics of your girlfriend?
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#13
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Cool story bro.

Seriously this is pretty bad, even for a blog.

why are you pink today?
Without music, life would be a mistake.
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#14
hhahahahahaa
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#15
Holy shit! I can't believe you have a girlfriend and you go to parties! You're incredible!


...That's the kind of resposne you're looking for, right?
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#16
I did laugh


because this thread is really bad
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#18
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Pretty sure, that the noongas would love some jailbait like your girlfriend.

wat


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#21
Holy shit! I can't believe you have a girlfriend and you go to parties! You're incredible!


...That's the kind of resposne you're looking for, right?
Nah I never go to parties and my girlfriend wears the pants.


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#24
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I... have nothing to say.


this is oficially the worst thread ever.
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1194727
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#25
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why was your hood up when you where inside?

Because I'm socially insecure.


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#26
this is so bad it's hilarious
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#27
a good lulz for GF is this

i was tying my shoes and my gf was bending over and i didnt notice lifted my head and cracked her fair in the nose.

she got knocked back a couple of steps and feel out the window into a pool now thats lulz
#31
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a good lulz for GF is this

i was tying my shoes and my gf was bending over and i didnt notice lifted my head and cracked her fair in the nose.

she got knocked back a couple of steps and feel out the window into a pool now thats lulz


Man, that story is completely fabricated...


...You obviously don't have a girlfriend.
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#32
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It makes me feel pretty

but this is the pit we are MEN with huge DONGS and can drink 50 pints while having sex with megan fox we have no room for pink
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Friedrich Nietzsche

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I love you for that thread...


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#33
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Man, that story is completely fabricated...


...You obviously don't have a girlfriend.

#35
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I'm just saying, I would rather read a thread that we could potentially tell funny stories about our wimmenz than discuss what you should put on your door.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#36
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Your girlfriend is an idiot.

I know right?


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#39
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I know right?

My girlfriend was going on about interacial couples one day before remembering that she's sleeping with someone whose last name is Sanchez.

...

She also believes in fairies. And ghosts.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#40
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
A true man can carry it off.

Actually I've got one in every colour. Just to mix it up a bit.

well bassist at teh brutelz

what about one with every colour you got one of them hmm?
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Friedrich Nietzsche

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I love you for that thread...


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I am now mentally scarred by the image of Peter Crouch getting penalised.
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