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First day of college tomorrow,

Got any good first day stories or crazy ideas?

I'm thinking of pretending I'm irish for the whole first week.

Go! Go!
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Kill yourself in the middle of campus. Everyone will be so freaked out. It'll be hilarious.....Do it....

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drugs , alcohol, sex, getting naked and running about campus,, waterfights, have a rave, hurt freshmen(liek yourself)....cmon man its easy!
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Build a slingshot from surgical tubing, hide on the roof of your doom and shoot water baloons at the professors.
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Introduce yourself as a Native American name. Just pretend your regular name is because your adopted but your actually a descendant from the apache tribe. Hahaha.
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I remember on the first day of college, somebody had a massive poo in the sandpit for the long jump. A man named James found out the hard way.

not sure why I laughed...
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Introduce yourself to as many people as you can with a firm handshake, whilst urinating, and whilst holding the most serious face you possibly can, murmering to yourself 'MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm i'm sexy'. Don't forget to drink as many fluids as you can.
finnish every sentance with '..i want my mummy'
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Introduce yourself by a different name to each person you meet.
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took me a while to get that!
you will have to excuse me, im still shaking off a hangover!!
RIP Turnip. RIP MCA.
RIP #58.
I'd hardly call pretending you're Irish 'crazy'. Saying you want to do anything 'crazy' isn't cool its just attending seeking. If you really want to do something a bit different then do the idea about introducing yourself by a different name to each person. You'll feel like a secret agent and it'll **** with peoples minds when you talk to more then one person at once.
Try to make up a lotof catch phrases, in my rez we always said "hey baaaaaaaby" or "c-moooon gurl show me som of em titties!" to everyone and talked in a radio voice accent lol
I like the idea of introducing yourself by a different name to each person; try to remember what names you introduce yourself to each person as, so you can switch back to it whenever they talk to you to.
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You should pretend to be a home-schooled Christian who has never drunk alcohol before.

That way people will buy you drinks to try and corrupt you. Awesome right!?
tell everyone that your friend is gay behind their back. say it casually in passing so they believe you. but make sure that everyone knows. try not to let him find out that everyone thinks this. he may be mad when he finds out, but you can comfort him and tell him it's okay to be that way. unless you're a homophobe. then you can tell him you aren't his friend any more.

..it'll probably be fine with him.
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Funny you should post this.

I'm starting college properly tomorrow, and I actually am Irish.


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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

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