#1
I basically drank a half liter of vodka and went over to my friends house. Some want to be gangster was living there and i guess we got to arguing, don't remember all that much but what i do remember is me getting punched in the face about 10 times.
I couldn't really defend myself as i was a drunken bastard but yeah it sucked balls.

Anyone else have a story about getting the **** whooped out of them? i need to hear some to feel better lol
#2
I am pretty sure a similar thread has been made before.
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That's what you get for being a drunken, belligerent asshole.


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I basically drank a half liter of vodka and went over to my friends house. Some want to be gangster was living there and i guess we got to arguing, don't remember all that much but what i do remember is me getting punched in the face about 10 times.
I couldn't really defend myself as i was a drunken bastard but yeah it sucked balls.

Anyone else have a story about getting the **** whooped out of them? i need to hear some to feel better lol


I was sitting on the toilet when it started making noises and eventually said 'SHOOOP DA WHOOOOOP' and fired a lazor up my ass, that pretty much whooped the **** out of me!
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You were probably raped and now have aids =)
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I was sitting on the toilet when it started making noises and eventually said 'SHOOOP DA WHOOOOOP' and fired a lazor up my ass, that pretty much whooped the **** out of me!


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has anyone noticed that not having an avatar tends to lend one the appearance of a douche bag? Or maybe its just the stupid things the sin avataris say.
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#32
I got jumped earlier this year. 4-5 guys jumped out of a truck n punched my buddy in the head and kicked him in the head when he went down. I ended up punching the one dude who hit him first, and backed up.

We basically had a stand off as I had a beer bottle. I didn't get hit once, but my buddies did haha.
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#33
ctb, you silly troll.
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#35
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