Goliath Tigerfish - the reason ppl are banned from swimming in the congo river

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#5
Psh, I have a bigger fish than that in my pants.
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#9
It says they are deadly...



Deadlier than megashark? i dont think so.
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#13
I call out to the beasts of the sea to join us--this night is yours, because one day we will all be with you in the black and deep. One day we will all go into the water.
#14
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If it were bigger I could understand banning from swimming.


So you would swim in a lake whit one of those?
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#15
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
There's also this fish that swims up your junk and lives in there....
*Shivers*
#18
I live in England and what is this?

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#20
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I live in England and what is this?


A motheflippin fish
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#21
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A motheflippin fish


You know... this just proves how ugly some vaginas can be.
#23
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I call out to the beasts of the sea to join us--this night is yours, because one day we will all be with you in the black and deep. One day we will all go into the water.

Go into the water. Live there. Die there!
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#25
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thank you for telling me that

No problem
But I'm never going in the amazon. That fish creeps the **** out of me.
#26
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No problem
But I'm never going in the amazon. That fish creeps the **** out of me.


its the kongo river. not the amazon...
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#27
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There's also this fish that swims up your junk and lives in there....



Do you know what it's called?
#29
That fish as a constant state of surprise on it's face. As if it's saying 'I'VE BEEN CAUGHT?!?!'
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#32
I recoiled from my monitor in horror.



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#33
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its the kongo river. not the amazon...

Yes, I know. But still, Third World rivers are scary.
#34
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Candiru
*candiru*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

It's like the first time I heard about tapeworms all over again.
#35
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

It's like the first time I heard about tapeworms all over again.

Only much, MUCH worse. Remember it swims up your Penis/Vag...
#37
God, I hate fish.
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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#38
Would make a cool pet though. Feeding would be... interesting.
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