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#1
Okay ladies and gents.

this will have been majorly done to death (and if it hasn't, it should have been), but i couldn't be bothered search-bar-ing it.

So, assuming you do, what do you name your genitalia?

Mine is called "Papa Smurf"
it used to be named after the german secret police from world war 2.
i.e. gestapo, and it became "Gestapenis"

and my young lady calls her parts her "muffin"

bring it on
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#2
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#14
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I assume it's called Papa Smurf because it's tiny and your pubes are white, like his beard?


It's obviously because it's blue.
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I assume it's called Papa Smurf because it's tiny and your pubes are white, like his beard?


and because its bright blue?


edit - YOU SWINE, infiniterain
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#18
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I assume it's called Papa Smurf because it's tiny and your pubes are white, like his beard?


got to admit, can't argue with that presumption
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I assume it's called Papa Smurf because it's tiny and your pubes are white, like his beard?
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#20
"Ok... you're speaking about your penis in the third person."
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#21
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Probably has poor blood flow, then. Oh dear. That means no-one's around to prod her muffin, see if it's all warm and ready.


A smart papa smurf would keep an "oven mitt" on the handy for these occasions
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#24
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"Ok... you're speaking about your penis in the third person."
Well, it does have a mind of its own...
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#25
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I assume it's called Papa Smurf because it's tiny and your pubes are white, like his beard?
At least it doesn't look like Gargamel.
#27
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Mine is called "Papa Smurf"

because its small and blue?

EDIT: FFFFUUUUU-
evidently my typing prowess is not equal to that of others

my friends is called the fish, due to its pungentnessessesss
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#31
I call mine 'penis'.

When I was Christian, it used to be "Godforsaken, unnatural object of temptation, which, if I touch it, I shall be sent to hell", because hormones are a sin.
#33
my nickname is kriss8, cos my real name is krisstan and tht one day got changed to kriss10 and thn sum1 started calling me kriss8 cos i wasnt good enough to be a 10 so my gf kinda figured a had a big penis so my weiner is now called tht
#34
I call my Vagina the Eiffell Tower.
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#35
My friend names her boobs after me and my friend emma
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#36
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But Gargamel is big and has pussy around him all the time.

*PURE CONCENTRATED ****IN' WIN*

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#37
I don't call it anything personally, but I've had it named "Little Jacky" (my name's Jack ) by a certain female friend in the past, which is horrible for me because my mom calls me "Little Jacky" as well
#38
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I don't call it anything personally, but I've had it named "Little Jacky" (my name's Jack ) by a certain female friend in the past, which is horrible for me because my mom calls me "Little Jacky" as well


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#39
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I call mine 'penis'.

When I was Christian, it used to be "Godforsaken, unnatural object of temptation, which, if I touch it, I shall be sent to hell", because hormones are a sin.


Me too ):
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#40
Mine is called 'The Purple Headed Pussy Trout' Because it routinely smells of fish after it gets wet :S
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