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This just happened to me like 10 minutes ago.

If my mom ask me to do something, like for example turn off the lamp, ill jokingly respond with "ill turn off YOUR lamp". Ive done this since i was a kid and kinda still do it as a running gag.

Well my mom was fixing dinner and she yells

"aaron come here and toss the salads"

and then i say

"ill toss your sal......"

Then i stopped cause i realized that is not a place i wanted to venture to.

any similar stories?
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#4
Quote by diminishedtobme
I dont say "weird" things to my parents ever since they sent me to the Diamond Ranch Academy.

I went there last summer man! Were u there? Kayaking was a blast, eh?
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#5
I once told my parents I was gay as a joke and they thought I was being serious and said it was ok to be gay. First off I thought maybe I sounded/looked gay.. and then I thought...

WTF?

my parents fail.
#6
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A WILD LULSTACK!!!!one!
I must catch it! The ultra balls! Throw them! Don't even bother with the poke balls, they ****ing suck! Someone find a master ball!

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#7
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I went there last summer man! Were u there? Kayaking was a blast, eh?



I loved the pizza parties and rock climbing.
#8
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I loved the pizza parties and rock climbing.

Lmfao. wasnt that place a blast!
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#9
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I dont say "weird" things to my parents ever since they sent me to the Diamond Ranch Academy.


Oh you!
#10
No, but my sister says weird things to me. Like as in, borderline hitting on me.
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#11
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I once told my parents I was gay as a joke and they thought I was being serious and said it was ok to be gay. First off I thought maybe I sounded/looked gay.. and then I thought...

WTF?

my parents fail.


I would never do that, because I'm pretty sure my parents already think I'm gay. And let me tell you, I do not like penis!
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#12
Quote by PhillyHendrix
I would never do that, because I'm pretty sure my parents already think I'm gay. And let me tell you, I do not like penis!
Not even as a friend?
#13
Quote by i love alanis
This just happened to me like 10 minutes ago.

If my mom ask me to do something, like for example turn off the lamp, ill jokingly respond with "ill turn off YOUR lamp". Ive done this since i was a kid and kinda still do it as a running gag.

Well my mom was fixing dinner and she yells

"aaron come here and toss the salads"

and then i say

"ill toss your sal......"

Then i stopped cause i realized that is not a place i wanted to venture to.

any similar stories?


My mom does that to me.
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#14
Quote by PhillyHendrix
I would never do that, because I'm pretty sure my parents already think I'm gay. And let me tell you, I do not like penis!




Why are sure they think you're gay dude?
#15
Quote by herby190
Not even as a friend?


Sure, as a friend. Just as long as this friend doesn't attempt to enter my anus.
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#16
my parents still don't know my sexual orientation (mwahahha) but they probably assume i'm straight.
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#17
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Sure, as a friend. Just as long as this friend doesn't attempt to enter my anus.
.............I have not seen any mentions of the mouth.
Are you hiding something?

It's okay, The Pit will still love you.
#18
Quote by herby190
.............I have not seen any mentions of the mouth.
Are you hiding something?

It's okay, The Pit will still love you.


Damn you!

Not in my mouth either. Nor my hand.
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#19
Quote by Seaneh
No, but my sister says weird things to me. Like as in, borderline hitting on me.


>.>


<.<

Pics?


Once my sister said something along the lines of "have fun in there" And I responded with "Have fun in your mom!"




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Damn you!

Not in my mouth either. Nor my hand.



Footjob?

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
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#20
Mom'll ask me what i want for dinner, and i'll respond with the first word i think of.

"Elvis!"

"Kokomo"

"John Lennon"
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#21
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Footjob?


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#22
i was just messing around beatboxing in my house and my stepmom called me weird so i said " don't be jealous i'm a master beater" she looked at me weird and i didn't understand why until ten minuites later
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Quote by donegan_zealot
i was just messing around beatboxing in my house and my stepmom called me weird so i said " don't be jealous i'm a master beater" she looked at me weird and i didn't understand why until ten minuites later



Siggable. In fact, I think I might.
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#25
Quote by BrashPersona


Why are sure they think you're gay dude?



*headexplodes*

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#26
One time, I was going to Taco Bell and my mom asked me where I was going and I told her and she asked me why, and then I said: "Because it's all about the Roosevelt's, BABAYYYYY"

She looked at me, and walked away laughing.
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#27
^ hhaa that awesome. Why didnt i think of that first.
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#28
Sometimes. I usually just repeat memes to her at appropriate times such as when she asks how much something is I say it's over 9000. Or one time she asked what I was doing and I screamed 'I"M ON A BOAT!" and she just laughed.
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#29
you know the "2 girls 1 cup" vid?

my dad showed it to me, very ****ing weird and funny
#30
Quote by Quam Celerrime




dude... your title thing... 'I Like Cookies'

my xbox gamertag used to be I Like Cookiez.

ILY.

On-topic, when my mum asks if I love her I always say no... It's kinda a joke, I guess??
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#31
I told my mom that "My dads breasts are SO much better then yours"


When I was actually comparing barbequed chicken breasts.
#32
My mom was like "quit masturbating!", and I don't know why, but I yelled back "YOU quit masturbating!"...It was just a big cluster****
If you could turn into a member of the opposite sex, would you make love to your former body? Think about that.
#33
Quote by p o e
Mom'll ask me what i want for dinner, and i'll respond with the first word i think of.

"Elvis!"

"Kokomo"

"John Lennon"


Haha, I always do this but I just say cookies.
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#34
Quote by Satan's kid
you know the "2 girls 1 cup" vid?

my dad showed it to me, very ****ing weird and funny

If you find 2 girls 1 cup funny, I think you may have problems.
#35
Quote by chaoticfables
If you find 2 girls 1 cup funny, I think you may have problems.


C'mon man, seeing people eat **** is the funniest **** I have ever seen!
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#36
Quote by Seaneh
No, but my sister says weird things to me. Like as in, borderline hitting on me.



That is so hot.
#38
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C'mon man, seeing people eat **** is the funniest **** I have ever seen!

The playground of the world
#39
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Read the post above yours my good sir.
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#40
Yes, I like to use the "Does not want" line on mom and a lot of other memes, also everytime i say somthing normal and mom didnt hear me and ask what i said i reply with something that doesnt make sence and has no relation to the topic. Its all in good fun...

On another note... Everytime I see some one type C'mon I always read it in my mine like
C-mon = semen... rather than "cum-on"...

*shrugs*
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