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#1
so it seems that almost everygirl that i talk to say thy dont masturbate. i dont believe this. they always act like tis not normal too. so how many women here actually do masturbate. how come these other girls dont admit it
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#4
Meh, maybe it's just private to them. Some people get embarrassed talking about their masturbation. I'm pretty sure every women has played Vagina DJ.
#5
Quote by diminishedtobme
They lie so much, they masturbate like crazy dude, Whenever I do it I imagine a girl doing it too and she probably is.

#6
80% of women say they don't masturbate.

80% of women are liars.
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#7
women certainly do masturbate, perhaps not as rigorously as some of us gentlemen, but they certainly do.

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Meh, maybe it's just private to them. Some people get embarrassed talking about their masturbation. I'm pretty sure every women has played Vagina DJ.

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#12
lies and deceit
I'm not gay, a lot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay.
#15
They do too, just not as often as a guy, and most guys(excluding all the pit-goers) wouldn't admit they masturbate if a girl asked them.
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#16
Women don't masturbate because they don't have PENISES.
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#17
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Women don't masturbate because they don't have PENISES.

You don't need a penis to masturbate, dumbphuck.
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#18
Quote by MRavioli
They do too, just not as often as a guy, and most guys(excluding all the pit-goers) wouldn't admit they masturbate if a girl asked them.


I don't think a man can ever lie about his masturbation. It's something rather serious.
#19
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Girls DO fap...I don't though.

...I don't know of any girls who can FAP, good sir. Who have you been hanging out with?
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You don't need a penis to masturbate, dumbphuck.

Pretty sure he was just joking
#20
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so it seems that almost everygirl that i talk to say thy dont masturbate. i dont believe this. they always act like tis not normal too. so how many women here actually do masturbate. how come these other girls dont admit it


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That is the key word
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#21
Phone sex is a quick reminder that they do

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Meh, maybe it's just private to them. Some people get embarrassed talking about their masturbation. I'm pretty sure every women has played Vagina DJ.


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#23
Quote by Seaneh
You don't need a penis to masturbate, dumbphuck.


Holy ****, you're a moron.
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#24
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Holy ****, you're a moron.



maybe he thought you were being serious. Forgive him my holy son.
#26
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Holy ****, you're a moron.




Way to go.
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#28
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Phone sex is a quick reminder that they do


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#30
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#32
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They don't poop either


He's right you know.

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#33
they probably are embarassed about it or just want to keep stuff like that private
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#36
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See that? That was for you. You're a ****ing idiot. He was obviously joking and you went and wiki'd it.

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#37
Quote by damian_91
They do, just not as much as the average UGer.


The average UGer masturbates 90% of the time. The other 10% they're cleaning up from said masturbation.
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#39
Quote by MRavioli
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Female

Idiot.

****, watch out for that pic. I didn't Wikipedia was a dirty site now.


I'd like you to reread this line of posts and then think for a little bit. I would then recommend deleting your posts as to protect yourself from the coming embarrassment you are soon to feel from looking like a fool in front of the whole damned interwebs.

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