Silly Brits, that's why.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
OH MY GOD IT'S BECAUSE OF Y2K! Does your computer still work!? LOLNARF!

Seriously though - HappyTimeHarry had the best reply.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -

Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
Zig Zag lines are usually mean 'dont park here'. You see them outside of schools and hospitals and stuff. I think they're also to aware drivers of 'pedestrian zones' which would explain why they're near the crossing.

Disclaimer: By reading the above post, you agree that El Hilliaro is legally and morally free from any responsiblity should any harm be incurred by said post.

Also, you agree that I'm awesome and own all your stuff now.
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drunk driver friendly


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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!