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#1
For me....I was taking a piss at school then a lil kid comes along and pees. He looked up at me and said "I have a big d*ck like you too". I looked at him and called him a homo and told him to go away. I wait for kids to be done then I go pee.

And other time a random kid comes up to me then kicked me in the nuts. Then ran away. Didn't see him for a while. I was pissed off and was about to smack him.


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#2
i opened a door at church and this kid just f*cking SCREAMS in my face and runs the opposite direction
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#3
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i opened a door at church and this kid just f*cking SCREAMS in my face and runs the opposite direction



Anyways, my little 4 year old brother punched me in the nuts once.

He hit one, singular nut. The pain was immense.
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#4
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Thanks a lot assgasket i just came out of the nightmare inducement thread after hearing cats meowing outside
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no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


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#5
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For me....I was taking a piss at school then a lil kid comes along and pees. He looked up at me and said "I have a big d*ck like you too". I looked at him and called him a homo and told him to go away. I wait for kids to be done then I go pee.

And other time a random kid comes up to me then kicked me in the nuts. Then ran away. Didn't see him for a while. I was pissed off and was about to smack him.


Share your stories.


You called a little kid a homo?

Wow, you are awesome.
#7
When I was on vacation in Germany, I went to visit an old castle ground. I saw two young kids dressed up in home-made suits of armor and they ran up and stabbed me with their swords yelling words at me in German that I didn't understand.
#8
Quote by Guitarman015
Thanks a lot assgasket i just came out of the nightmare inducement thread after hearing cats meowing outside

I laughed.
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#9
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Thanks a lot assgasket i just came out of the nightmare inducement thread after hearing cats meowing outside

sorry, that's just what I pictured.
#10
This 8 year old black kid at my church started a rumor that I was gay with everyone. When I asked him why he thought that he said 'Cause only gay kids wear skinny jeans'
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#11
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This 8 year old black kid at my church started a rumor that I was gay with everyone. When I asked him why he thought that he said 'Cause only gay kids wear skinny jeans'


The kid is wise beyond his years.
#12
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For me....I was taking a piss at school then a lil kid comes along and pees. He looked up at me and said "I have a big d*ck like you too". I looked at him and called him a homo and told him to go away. I wait for kids to be done then I go pee.

And other time a random kid comes up to me then kicked me in the nuts. Then ran away. Didn't see him for a while. I was pissed off and was about to smack him.


Share your stories.


He was complementing the size of your junk, and you call him a homo. Next time, just say "thank you"
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#14
I've been called gay/transsexual by multiple kids for having long hair
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I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


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Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


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no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


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#15
First day of high school, my firend and this girl that I don't know that well came up to me while I was talking to some friends. I said hi, and put my attention back to the group. Out of the corner of my eye, she kept looking at me, so I looked at her and nodded. Then she asked me "are you into porn?"
#16
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This 8 year old black kid at my church started a rumor that I was gay with everyone. When I asked him why he thought that he said 'Cause only gay kids wear skinny jeans'


Isn't it true? Gay people, and smokin' hot girls.
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#17
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First day of high school, my firend and this girl that I don't know that well came up to me while I was talking to some friends. I said hi, and put my attention back to the group. Out of the corner of my eye, she kept looking at me, so I looked at her and nodded. Then she asked me "are you into porn?"

That's when you say, "**** yes, let's make one."
#18
Quote by due 07
First day of high school, my firend and this girl that I don't know that well came up to me while I was talking to some friends. I said hi, and put my attention back to the group. Out of the corner of my eye, she kept looking at me, so I looked at her and nodded. Then she asked me "are you into porn?"


Do you look like a porn addict by chance?
#19
it was weird. this kid opened the door in his church, and I screamed and started running the other way. I couldn't help myself.
#20
[quote="'[VictorinoX"]']it was weird. this kid opened the door in his church, and I screamed and started running the other way. I couldn't help myself.
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#21
A little girl from school just kicked me in the balls once for no reason at all... which sounds like most of the other stories here heh.
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#22
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That's when you say, "**** yes, let's make one."


I wish I would have.

And no I do not look like a porn addict. I look like a innocent little kid . What does a porna addict look like by chance.
#23
some girl once tried talking to me in the pouring rain while i was listening to my ipod at full blast. while we were waiting for the bus. i just kept nodding and stuff. i have no idea what she said though. lmao
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#24
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I wish I would have.

And no I do not look like a porn addict. I look like a innocent little kid . What does a porna addict look like by chance.

#25
I was walking to the bathroom at the mall and some little kid punched me in the leg. It was kinda funny
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#27
i was walking to the mall with a friend and some Fillipino kid rode past us slowly on a bike and just said, "I m in da army and i killed alots of people." i was confused so i just said "that's what she said"
#28
I got flashed in the middle of class by a dude. And then he tucked his dick back last night on Stickam and started walking around like that.

I'm still questioning my sexuality.
#29
I was once in my dentists' office, and that Katy Perry song was playing (I kissed a girl) and this little kid (7 or 8) starts staring at me licking the air.

It was traumatic.
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#30
So TS did you really make this thread so you could make the claim you have a big penis?
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#31
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So TS did you really make this thread so you could make the claim you have a big penis?

No. I'm bored and just waiting till midnight so I can smoke some weed.

And I called that kid a homo because I don't want males complenting me on my thing.
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#32
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Not done to me, but I witnessed it

I was at burger king and this kid comes in with the King mask on and a cape and steals this guys sandwich and jets out. The look of sheer confusion on the guys face was just incredible.

I laughed hard again
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#33
When I fall asleep on the couch in basketball shorts my two-year-old son likes to sneak up on me, climb on the couch, then wake me up by stomping on my nuts.
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#34
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I wish I would have.

And no I do not look like a porn addict. I look like a innocent little kid . What does a porna addict look like by chance.


An innocent little kid.......you filthy porn addict
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#36
This 8 year old black kid at my church started a rumor that I was gay with everyone. When I asked him why he thought that he said 'Cause only gay kids wear skinny jeans'
I officially hate that kid
#37
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First day of high school, my firend and this girl that I don't know that well came up to me while I was talking to some friends. I said hi, and put my attention back to the group. Out of the corner of my eye, she kept looking at me, so I looked at her and nodded. Then she asked me "are you into porn?"



You posted the same story in another thread didn't you?
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#38
Some kid kept asking me if my head was broken, if I was rich and flexible and if my bone was broken?
Goodness gracious me!
#39
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You posted the same story in another thread didn't you?


Yeah. I posted it here, and then I saw the awkward thread and decided to go two-fer-one .
#40
Some kid said to me, "Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, crackhead!!!".
He was 5.
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