Soul-Monger
Al Roker's Unicorn Rider.
Join date: Sep 2007
138 IQ
#1
I never have enough money to step into Guitar Center, but I've noticed the banner ads that have been at the top of my screen for some while.

Am I the only one finding them as epic as the one with the "I came." guy?
The Spoon
You can't bend The Spoon
Join date: Sep 2005
1,452 IQ
#2
I thought the exact same thing. I was looking on UG at school one time and that ad popped up, and it got to the HUGE! part, and my teacher locked me out of my computer.
JayT44
all my verses is poetry
Join date: May 2008
2,724 IQ
#3




Yeah I saw that ad and thought the EXACT same thing.... Seriously.
daytripper75

Bullieve


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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
Xeron Brigs
UG's Structural Realist
Join date: Jan 2009
508 IQ
#5
Quote by Soul-Monger
It doesn't help that the Guitar Center logo looks like a frumpy penis, either.




Just one more thing to keep me out of a Guitar Center.
"Notes are expensive, spend them wisely." - B.B. King
zombies
quack
Join date: Jul 2009
30 IQ
#7
Quote by StringAssassin
Is Guitar Center good at anything?

ripping off my mom
Bizarro
UG Newbie
Join date: Apr 2006
515 IQ
#8
Quote by Soul-Monger
It doesn't help that the Guitar Center logo looks like a frumpy penis, either.


Just one more thing to attract me to a Guitar Center.
Goodness gracious me!
Mockstairwell
Quit the Pit Jan 2010
Join date: Oct 2007
727 IQ
#9
Quote by zombies
ripping off my mom


+1
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
Fat-bastard0603
Clash lover
Join date: Feb 2008
638 IQ
#10
Quote by StringAssassin
Is Guitar Center good at anything?


Hmmm, thwey're good at selling you shit amps.
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

Xeron Brigs
UG's Structural Realist
Join date: Jan 2009
508 IQ
#11
Quote by Fat-bastard0603
Hmmm, thwey're good at selling you shit amps.


They are equally good at ensuring that each and every guitar is both out of tune and lacking a proper setup.
"Notes are expensive, spend them wisely." - B.B. King
JayT44
all my verses is poetry
Join date: May 2008
2,724 IQ
#12
Quote by Xeron Brigs
They are equally good at ensuring that each and every guitar is both out of tune and lacking a proper setup.

No that's the punk ass kids that walk in and grab the vintage Gibson Goldtop, put it in B Standard, Play a power chord on 10 through a Spider III and say "But... itz n0t br00t4lz enuff" and put it immediately back on the wall. Then proceed to do that with the majority of the guitars in the store. I hate those people so much...
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
Xeron Brigs
UG's Structural Realist
Join date: Jan 2009
508 IQ
#13
Quote by JayT44
No that's the punk ass kids that walk in and grab the vintage Gibson Goldtop, put it in B Standard, Play a power chord on 10 through a Spider III and say "But... itz n0t br00t4lz enuff" and put it immediately back on the wall. Then proceed to do that with the majority of the guitars in the store. I hate those people so much...


Wow... And here I thought the Classical Guitars were just not properly tuned. Turns out someone was trying to chug out on the lowest two strings. Nylon must be the new br00tl3z.
"Notes are expensive, spend them wisely." - B.B. King