#1
FANNY PACK?


1.Screwdriver
2.Duct-tape
3.Pencil
4.Index Cards
5.Dildo
6.Batteries
7.Small tube of lotion
Goodness gracious me!
#2
i dont have one?

if i did, sword, fishing pole, ladder, notebook, panda, magic spellbook
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#5
why are they called fanny packs if they aren't on your fanny?
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#6
Because they used to be, but it kind of just opened the door for anal rape.
Goodness gracious me!
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#7
I cut a hole in the back of my fanny pack and secretly tuck my dick in there, so if I ever feel like fapping I just unzip it pretend to look for my phone.
#8
My robe and wizard hat.
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages
#9
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I cut a hole in the back of my fanny pack and secretly tuck my dick in there, so if I ever feel like fapping I just unzip it pretend to look for my phone.

people actually do this....

>_<
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#10
A pistol. No one will EVER suspect I have one.
I AM MASTER OF JIGGLYPUFF.

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#16
Chapstick , cellphone , a canister of Dip ,
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#18
Too many dicks on the dance floor

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#21
My tampons.

Oh wait, no I don't, I'm a straight male and I don't wear a fanny pack.

...

I jest, I jest.
#22
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i don't have one, i might have to invest


IDK if your man enough to handle a leather one like I have, so may I suggest...


and one down, wait... trashbags because once you go fanny pack you never go back to the black because there is a significant size difference
Goodness gracious me!