#1
Sooooo pit, I went to my bedroom an hour ago, tried for teh seks with my girlfriend,
got denied, so I said **** it, left the room, and got on UG....


My problem is, that my first instinct is not to say,
"sorry hun", its to leave the room and get on UG.
Would any of you consider this a problem? And yes, it happens often.
#3
Quote by Well.......
Sex Thread


Oh wait...


Quote by UraniYum
Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


Quote by Cb4rabid
Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#5
Quote by Hobo69
Yeah, theres no such thing as "The Lack of Sex Thread".....


make one
Quote by UraniYum
Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


Quote by Cb4rabid
Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#9
Quote by gilly_90
make one

.....
I'd be rather lonely though....


Ahh well... Off to start a new...
#11
Ask her if she wants some guy from Australia to give her a good hard seeing to.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#13
Why is the thread named problem maybe? If you get more from UG than your gf thats a big problem. Get a hooker?
#15
Raaaaaaaaaape
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You're a horrible, horrible person.


only to the people who deserve it
#16
Quote by 'Leviathan'
Bahaha, someone felt like bragging.


Call me Cam
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Han shot first. Greedo's dead.
#17
Quote by Hobo69
Yeah, theres no such thing as "The Lack of Sex Thread".....


Yea there is, it's called the relationship thread.
sigh...
#18
The only problem is the compulsion to post senseless threads once you get here.
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Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#20
Quote by Hobo69
Yeah, theres no such thing as "The Lack of Sex Thread".....


Somehow I think 99% of the pit would end up posting in it...someone would troll and it would get closed.

Edit:

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1196289

Jesus



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Last edited by hendrixftw at Sep 7, 2009,
#21
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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