#1
k so the other day I did a sloppy poo. It streaked all down the bowl underwater so to clean it off I figured id pack it with toilet paper so it would wipe it off as it flushed. This clogged the toilet. I tried to use a toilet brush but that just got sloppy toilet paper on it. Eventually it all flushed down, but I was scared for a bit I needed to call a plumber so how could I have better handled this situation?
#3
Next time, shit in the sink.
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By just using the toilet brush.


But then the poo gets all over the brush?
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k so the other day I did a sloppy poo. It streaked all down the bowl underwater so to clean it off I figured id pack it with toilet paper so it would wipe it off as it flushed. This clogged the toilet. I tried to use a toilet brush but that just got sloppy toilet paper on it. Eventually it all flushed down, but I was scared for a bit I needed to call a plumber so how could I have better handled this situation?


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#8
I would have just boiled a kettle and poured it in the pan to break up the turd into a soup like substance. Dont worry about flushing and the water coming to the brim, eventually the water pressure will force it down the u-bend.

Oh yeah, I clean public toilets for the council.. but we get uber chemicals that do it all for you.
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#10
then you flush, and use the new toilet water to clean the brush. Hit the brush off the side of the bowl and stuff, then flush again. Problem solved
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But then the poo gets all over the brush?

Well, it is a cleaning instrument..so, you gotta clean that shit, yea.
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lrn 2 toilet n00b
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