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#1
Holding a ****ing sign on the side of the road for a furniture store.

But it pays good 10 bucks an hour.

What do you guys think?
Worth it? or Not worth it?
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#4
i laughed I'm sorry but hey, it pays better than McDonalds and you don't have to do ****. Just cover your face with the sign though, i don't know why but alot of people do that
#6
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I have the job now cuz my friend quit after 3 days.
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#7
10 bucks an hour to hold a sign? Even if its boring as **** you are getting paid significantly more than people who actually work. Thats hardly a job. Its standing for long periods of time. Your getting paid to stand.
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#10
dude...bring ur guitar or at least mp3 player and a phone with loads of games
1. You're surfing the internet.
2. You're browsing through the UG forums.
3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
6. You just checked it.
7. Now you're having a lil smile.

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#11
The only bad part other than the boredom, and the fact that my MP3 iz broke....I live in Florida...It's ****ing hot.
Been raining too, so it's nice and humid.
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#13
Dude sounds awesome!

No asshole boss bitching at you.
No stress!


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#14
I hope I don't get stuck next to the screaming roadside Morman preacher
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#15
Aren't there any poles in Florida? How much more do they expect to sell by having a moving sign? It must be a lot if they'd rather employ someone to hold the freaking sign.
#18
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The only bad part other than the boredom, and the fact that my MP3 iz broke....I live in Florida...It's ****ing hot.
Been raining too, so it's nice and humid.

That sucks, it should start cooling down in a month so you have that to look forward to.

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Aren't there any poles in Florida? How much more do they expect to sell by having a moving sign? It must be a lot if they'd rather employ someone to hold the freaking sign.
Yeah, it's an extremely stupid idea.
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#19
OK, here's the plan.
Get a poncho, it has to be big enough to cover at least half way down your thighs.
Hold the sign in one hand.
Fap.
#20
Sounds like easy money to me. And I, for one, would have a damn good time doing it. Of course I love attention.
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#21
Good luck bro! just be aware of suspicious people coming up to you and attaching a ****-and-balls to the bottom of your sign
#22
Ts, are you going to be one of those guys that do flips and stuff with the sign or are you just going to stand there? Because if you are going to do the flips....don't, it makes you look like a douche.
#23
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How could he play guitar and hold a sign at once?
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#24
Wow. This thread has inspired me to quit my plans for post secondary education and get a job holding a sign instead! Yeah!!
#25
Quote by The bong guy
Holding a ****ing sign on the side of the road for a furniture store.

But it pays good 10 bucks an hour.

What do you guys think?
Worth it? or Not worth it?

If you can get high, make $10 an hour, and all you have to do is hold a sign, I want your job.
#28
do you even comprehend how easy a job that is? bring youur ipod and just chill there all day, hell even get super baked, how will they be able to tell, and even a super baked guy can hold a sign ffs

once youu get a different job/a real job one day, youll look back on this and wish you were doing it every second
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#30
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Brign your mp3 player. I see lots of people do that around here.


Exactly, hold a sign and listen to music.

Everyday you should download 3 albums or so, then listen to them all as you hold the sign, maybe find some really awesome music.
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#31
I would bring a boom box and an ice cooler filled whit sodas. (Beer)

The jump around and act like a fool,kinda like them mascots during Hockey.
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#32
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#34
Working is for losers that can't live off their parents.

Just kidding.

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#35
hey dude 10 bucks an hour is way over minimum wage, so if this is just like your first job or something it's not that bad. plus its really easy the way you describe it
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#36
Wow, you're going to change the world man.

Howard Thurman once said:

"Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive."

...But if this is what makes you come alive... ok.
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#37
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OK, here's the plan.
Get a poncho, it has to be big enough to cover at least half way down your thighs.
Hold the sign in one hand.
Fap.



#38
Bring a lawn chair

edit: or play little games in your head, like do a one handed truffle shuffle and see how many people you can get to honk at you.

But seriously, if you decide to do this, cover your face.
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#39
Cash is cash. and if you need it, then at least your willing to chill on the corner holding a sign for 8 hours. Or you could work your ass off at hard labor for 7.50/hr.

I see guys out on the street corner doing this all the time. They chill with their Ipod on and wave that sign all day.
#40
just get baked and hold signs and listen to music. Sounds good.


I cut lunchmeat for 8.50 an hour. And thats hard work.
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