Strange things you've said today that you wouldn't have expected to say.

ha, the title is poorly phrased.

anyways, what is something you have said today that if someone didn't hear the whole conversation and heard what you said they'd be like, "WHAT?!"

for me:

" didn't really pee your pants. We just told you that you did."
For a minute there
I lost myself
"This is how I always dance!"

Unexpected because I wasn't dancing and there wasn't anybody else in my house at the time. Maybe my own conversation is better than anyone else's.
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Awesome, dude, just awesome.