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#1
well first of all, hello pitters, it has been a month since i dont chat with you

so here it goes (it came to my mind randomly)

let say that there is this town where everybody has a clean beard, there is only a barber in town. So lets say that a barber is basically anyone who shaves the one that doesnt shave its self. So yeah, in the town there are people who shave themslef and the ones that don't, go to the barber. But the barber has a clean beard, so here comes the weird part.

If the barber shaves himself, it means he shouldnt go to the barber, but he is going to the barber, somehow, going to himslef.

If we actually say he goes to the barber, that means he doesnt shave himself, but he really does?


so pit, can anyone solve the weird riddle that all of the sudden came to my mind yesterday???
#2
The barber that shaves him is the self who has beard barber.

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wat

#5
im gunna awnser with a " wtf"

btw shes fleemale
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#7
The beard is a lie.

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#8
this is terrible sentence structuring my friend
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#9
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well first of all, hello pitters, it has been a month since i dont chat with you

I stopped reading after trying to decipher wtf you said right here.
#11
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well first of all, hello pitters, it has been a month since i dont chat with you

so here it goes (it came to my mind randomly)

let say that there is this town where everybody has a clean beard, there is only a barber in town. So lets say that a barber is basically anyone who shaves the one that doesnt shave its self. So yeah, in the town there are people who shave themslef and the ones that don't, go to the barber. But the barber has a clean beard, so here comes the weird part.

If the barber shaves himself, it means he shouldnt go to the barber, but he is going to the barber, somehow, going to himslef.

If we actually say he goes to the barber, that means he doesnt shave himself, but he really does?


so pit, can anyone solve the weird riddle that all of the sudden came to my mind yesterday???
yes. put down the ganja and that will solve everything.
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#13
This riddle didnt just come to your mind, its an old one, and it can't be solved.

Its an anomoly.
People that shave themselves = go to baber
People that dont go to the barber = shave themselves
Barber = is shaven, but doesnt shave himself, but he really does.

Lame... how could you try and take credit for coming up with this? lol
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I stopped reading after trying to decipher wtf you said right here.


Obvious; because he doesn't chat with us, it's been a month.

....

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wat

#17
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#18
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Obvious; because he doesn't chat with us, it's been a month.

....

I don't think you get the point. Horrible grammar does not entice me to read further.
#19
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This riddle didnt just come to your mind, its an old one, and it can't be solved.

Its an anomoly.
People that shave themselves = go to baber
People that dont go to the barber = shave themselves
Barber = is shaven, but doesnt shave himself, but he really does.

Lame... how could you try and take credit for coming up with this? lol


Go ahead and play a powerchord on your guitar.

Now, imagine you've never heard a song with a powerchord or seen someone play a powerchord or see a powerchord in tab or sheet music before.

See how you might think you were the first?
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#22
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I stopped reading after trying to decipher wtf you said right here.

+10000000000000
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#23
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I don't think you get the point. Horrible grammar does not entice me to read further.


... Never mind lol. I was trolling.

Don't worry, I got you perfectly. Unlike TS.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#24
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Women can't be barbers. Silly Rodion.


Maybe barberess or barberette
#25
First of all, Hi!
Well rules were made to be broken, no?
Well, it could be a female, or he could ask other people to shave him, though they won't become barbers themselves if they shave themselves. And anyway what kind of stupid rule is that?
#26
"THE riddle states there is one male barber..."

"one male barber"

"...male..."

..theres a female barber? a herm barber? that thing from the lilo and stitch cartoon?
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#27
King Tubby is the barber
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#28
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Go ahead and play a powerchord on your guitar.

Now, imagine you've never heard a song with a powerchord or seen someone play a powerchord or see a powerchord in tab or sheet music before.

See how you might think you were the first?


Really? What are the chances?


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#32
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Thank you


Jesus Christ.

x10

I said, 'see how you could think you were the first'.

Obviously he had not heard the riddle before, nor had I.
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#33
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Go ahead and play a powerchord on your guitar.

Now, imagine you've never heard a song with a powerchord or seen someone play a powerchord or see a powerchord in tab or sheet music before.

See how you might think you were the first?
Fuck power chords. Try this!

1 - Press down on a string at the 5th fret.
2 - Play the note on that string.
3 - Play the note open on the next string.
4 - See how they are EXACTLY THE SAME (except from the G string to the B string)

THE FIFTH FRET IS MAGIC!
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#34
the barber is the headless horseman.
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#35
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Fuck power chords. Try this!

1 - Press down on a string at the 5th fret.
2 - Play the note on that string.
3 - Play the note open on the next string.
4 - See how they are EXACTLY THE SAME (except from the G string to the B string)

THE FIFTH FRET IS MAGIC!


*Faints*

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#36
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EDIT: i googled it, you guys are gross.


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#38
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Fuck power chords. Try this!

1 - Press down on a string at the 5th fret.
2 - Play the note on that string.
3 - Play the note open on the next string.
4 - See how they are EXACTLY THE SAME (except from the G string to the B string)

THE FIFTH FRET IS MAGIC!


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#40
the barber doesn't shave at all because if he did it would be like dividing by zero and he would seize to exist.
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