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#1
So I just went to a gas station and bought a can of corn, and monster energy drink. Not weird at all, but made me wonder what some of the weirdest things people have bought at the same time. Soo?
I'll show you my dark secret!
#3
At reading festival, someone was selling gimp masks for £6. I couldn't refuse. I lost it somewhere later that night.

BTW if you were at reading and you found a green gimp mask, can i have it back please?
#7
Quote by ILoveKH3
Condoms and candy. /thread

"/thread"-ing yourself is totally lame!

The weirdest thing I've bought is a wooden bottle opener... It's shaped like a penis I couldn't refuse!!
#8
Quote by ILoveKH3
lube and candy. /thread

fixed. why the hell would you need rubbers?
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You should be using UG classic.




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#9
purell, pair of tube socks and a victorias secret, paid in cash.

just to screw with this old guy cashier at walmart
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#10
Quote by Aerokizzombie
purell, pair of tube socks and a victorias secret, paid in cash.

just to screw with this old guy cashier at walmart


You bought a Victorias Secret? ...thats a store, and they have a catalogue, never seen a magazine... my mom gets them in the mail and I make the pages sticky a few times a month.
#11
I once bought disinfectant and condoms at the same time. The cashier gave me an odd look.
#14
Quote by Holy.
Petroleum Jelly and a carrot.

I remember that story. That wasnt even the gross part
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#16
Quote by Survivalism
A jar of mayonnaise, a stopwatch, and a bible.



...go on
#18
KY jelly and a dog lead.
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well you don't have to worry,
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#20
Peanut butter and a brand new puppy.

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#21
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Peanut butter and a brand new puppy.



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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
#23
Quote by Diet_coke_head
You bought a Victorias Secret? ...thats a store, and they have a catalogue, never seen a magazine... my mom gets them in the mail and I make the pages sticky a few times a month.

a catalogue IS a magazine dipshit

and I dont know if you can, but around here they are at walmart
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#24
Once this guy wanted like lube right.
Well, he also needed gorilla tape for something so he grabbed that as well.

now picture someone buying those two together at a store.
yep.

but as for me, I can't really think of any weird buys.
#26
Quote by BK202
That's odd? Those are on my weekly grocery list.


Should I mention that it was seckz loob?
#28
a towel and a bottle of chloroform
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Bitches be Crazy.

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#29
Quote by Aerokizzombie
a catalogue IS a magazine dipshit

and I dont know if you can, but around here they are at walmart


1. They are free, you sir are the dip**** for buying one.
2. A Catalog isn't the same as a magazine.
#31
Sometimes i'll just mess with the cashiers. i'll buy a bunch of chemicals and like 20 lighters, or i'll buy garbage bags, rope, duct tape, etc.
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#34
Condoms and bananas.

My girl was coming over that night, and I needed bananas for the halftime snack for soccer
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Let it wash over me
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#35
Lead pipe, rubber gloves, an oven timers and batteries
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"The sun is a cube, not a sphere."

"The sun is a cube, not a sphere."




crazy?

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Aw man. Out of context! People are going to think I'm crazy.

"The sun is a sphere, not a cube."

"The sun is a sphere, not a cube."



nope
#39
Quote by BK202
Win! I bet the cashier looked at you really funnily too.


She looked pretty jealous.
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Get down Moses - part another sea,
Carve another tablet out of L.S.D.
#40
keyboard duster, febreeze, a lighter and a pack of gum.

My friend yakked all over another friend's keyboard and monitor. Bought the lighter for other activities...

cashier looked at the stuff and said "I dont want to know"

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