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Hey UG, let's see how creative u are. I need some mobster names, completely original ones, and you don't have to be too restricted to the whole Fat Tony style. I just need some badass names that might not even have to be completely mobsterized.
My babies:
-Epiphone 1958 Korina Explorer
-Peavey Vypyr 30
-Epiphone Hummingbird
the god mother
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
Ms. Chokesondick
^ was said while intoxicated, so don't hold it against me.

98% of teens have been around or used alcohol, put this in your signature if you like bagels.
Skinny Tony?

Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...


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not hated
Johnathan Tommy Gun.
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers

Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
Guido. You don't need another mobster name other than Guido. If your name's Guido, you're a badass. That's all there is to it.
Like punk the way it used to be? Deranged Youth Its like what Warped Tour should be!

Want to hear something mind-blowing? Pit O' Bodies Its like an amateur hypnotist plus the Spanish Inquisition!
I'll never understand why so many cultures are infatuated with my paisan doing illegal things. At any rate, Salvatore "The Skinny Guinea" Giuliano .. ( a real one in my parts) a lto of the kids have nicknames like these an **** (I live in an italian neighborhood, I'm italian)... Jimmy "The Bull" .... Louie "The Lamp ****er" or "Louie the Lamp" ...sometimes I think its still the 1950s over here..

Anthony "Tony Tres"

Louie "The Fifth"

they go all sorts of ways "Black Dominic"
The times they are a changin'.....
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Wihe Wide Dick
this signature has my gear in it. nothing more, nothing less

Ibanez S770PB
Jackson Rhoads
Custom Strat
Agile Al 3100
Rainbow Music Shop Custom Les Paul
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
Bugera 6260 212
Line 6 Spider III
Pretty Boy Floyd. It's real, but it has always been my favorite.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
Chuck Norris.

That was either so much win that nobody else wants to post, or so much fail I killed the thread.

Or both.
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banned cause yeah:

It's between you, user_nameless, me, and my split personality
I like kittens

Proud member of the UG Shred Mafia. P.M. godofshred to join.

"Do you practice UG Blackism? W e do."

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Paulie "Creamy Smooth" Ausonio.
"Notes are expensive, spend them wisely." - B.B. King
mike hawke
jack mioff
Mike hunt
Richard head

Don't be a bitch, use them all.
Xbox Live GT: IX Michael IX
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Wow! That's amazing, how ever did u come up with it?
My babies:
-Epiphone 1958 Korina Explorer
-Peavey Vypyr 30
-Epiphone Hummingbird
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Wow! That's amazing, how ever did u come up with it?

He murdered my neighbor because he didn't pay homage to the God Father. Real hardcore mother****er.
Vinny the rather fine gentleman

Tony "Generous Tipper" Tiprino

Micky "guy with the nice beach house in the Hamptons, you know, the one near the beach with the pool, honestly that's kind of pointless having a pool, i mean the ocean's right there, I think he's just showing off, fucking prick, hope that gold digger whore of his finally divorces him and takes all his shit" Maroni (aka Junior)
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I'm pretty sure the feeling i get when i blow my load on my computer screen is a f*ck of a lot different than when i shoot in on my girlfriend's face.

Music things

PRS SE Custom 24
Epiphone G400
Vox AC15C1
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Yes, because nobody has used that joke. Ever.


I knew about that thread. It was kinda also a facepalm on myself.

I would never try to insult my liquid transporter. I wouldn't be able to sip my yummy Dr. Pepper.
how bout

pussy galore
aloota vagina
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"The sun is a cube, not a sphere."

"The sun is a cube, not a sphere."


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Aw man. Out of context! People are going to think I'm crazy.

"The sun is a sphere, not a cube."

"The sun is a sphere, not a cube."

Freddie Van Fapper
I'm not gay, a lot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay.
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Quote by fret_racer82
I knew about that thread. It was kinda also a facepalm on myself.

I would never try to insult my liquid transporter. I wouldn't be able to sip my yummy Dr. Pepper.



French, from participle of flamboyer to flame
1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

big fat paulie
"Forget the rules. If it sounds good, it is good."
-Eddie Van Halen
Bob McAveragename
The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
well played sir, well played
If Canadia wasn't a real place then where would Canadians come from?

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