#1
Hello there. I am new to the internet and UG. I know I signed up in February but I never use this and never introduced myself properly. Work keeps me occupied for the most part so it is hardly in my control.

Now for the first order of business.

I am interested in being a moderator. If I cannot become a moderator, then Assistant Moderator will be fine. In an absolute worse case scenario which I would like to avoid, then I guess "Assistant to the Moderator" will have to do.

Question.

Who do I speak to to get this position granted. My resume clearly indicates I am over qualified for this position so we can bypass all questions and interviews. I await my position as Assistant Moderator to be activated.

Thank you for your time.
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I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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#4
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Troll? Wheres the report button?

You've been on here for over a year and you don't know where the report button is?
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#5
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This guy seems to have the right stuff. I'm right behind him.


When I am promoted to my new position I can foresee definite work and various tasks which I will provide for you. When I move into my new office you can have my temporary work space.


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Troll? Wheres the report button?


Quiet YOU!
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I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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you are the best 09er EVER! i am sending you a friend request as soon as i send this

#6
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My resume clearly indicates I am over qualified for this position so we can bypass all questions and interviews.
nice one.

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I await my position as Assistant Moderator to be activated.
Please continue doing that.
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#9
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God.

*reported*


I demand that you cease and desist your attempts at stopping me from climbing the ladder. You may think you have the upper hand but that is erroneous. Now leave immediately before I deem you a security threat and have you removed from this forum.
Quote by xMetalGodx
I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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you are the best 09er EVER! i am sending you a friend request as soon as i send this

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#10
hmmm not b&, seems the mods find it as funny as i do...
but for safety, use the pit next time maybe.
#11
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hmmm not b&, seems the mods find it as funny as i do...
but for safety, use the pit next time maybe.


As a fully qualified future assistant Moderator here at UG I deem this the proper place for my introductory statements.
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I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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you are the best 09er EVER! i am sending you a friend request as soon as i send this

#12
This is like season 1 Dwight when he was a douche. Season 5 Dwight ftmfw!
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#13
Go away.
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