#1
Let's make a list of all the cool stuff I can do now I'm an adult (in 11 and a half hours)!

Yes, this is just a cry for birthday attention...
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#4
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Hah. No.





You can't drink illegally anymore!

sucks to be you.
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#6
You can watch porn!
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#7
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Let's make a list of all the cool stuff I can do now I'm an adult (in 11 and a half hours)!

Yes, this is just a cry for birthday attention...


It;s not like you couldn't of done it before
Geus your boring
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#8
Quote by Ovenman
You can watch porn!



O my god... it is a new era! Happy b'day, have fun fapping and waiting for your friends. If you have any..
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#9
you're allowed to do everything! congrats..... it sucks

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#10
wank like you mean it. you deserve it !
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#12
Take solace in the fact that I'm still older and better at everything than you.
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#13
You can be sent to normal, pound-me-in-the-ass federal prison, as opposed to juvie.
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#15
Make the most of it mate. From here it's all down hill. Soon you'll be married to a woman you hate, have 6 screaming delinquent kids, the boss of the dead end job you have to do to make ends meet will hate you, each day that passes you will die a little more as depression eats away at you and the only way you can see to get thru the day is to numb yourself with a cocktail of drugs and alchohol.

And that's just the highlights...

Welcome to adulthood.

lol...only kidding...well a little. Happy 18th mate.

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#16
Quote by themanintheback
You can be sent to normal, pound-me-in-the-ass federal prison, as opposed to juvie.


haha haha haha haha
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#18
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They think so, until they leave school and find out they have to get a job.
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#20
Well, today I'm 17.

I'm 17 tomorrow as well.

And the next day. Until my birthday next month when I'll turn 18.
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#21
There's nothing better about being 18.
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#22
Quote by Hobble
There's nothing better about being 18.

Except being legal to purchase your own alcohol. At least here anyway.
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#23
fap you say? i would try to bang one last minor
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VAJAYJAY


Monkey Ball Sack

#24
Quote by EMGs_rule
you're allowed to do everything! congrats..... it sucks

He can't drive a Heavy Goods Vehicle til he's 21
#25
Quote by Count Seanula
He can't drive a Heavy Goods Vehicle til he's 21


Can't become an MP either...
#26
Quote by lyonk55
Can't become an MP either...

Ah well he can't experience the most joyful things a man can do til he's 21
#27
We have the same birthday

apart form i'm 17 tomorrow.

Birthdays got boring years ago. I'm just happy I can use mine to pay off my loan for my strat to my mum (coupled with what my grandad sent me for getting good GCSE results).

You can buy knives and solvents and ****... Be a real criminal with those you can.
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#28
you go to proper prison
pay full adult prices for everything
have to think about getting a decent job and fending for yourself
taxes

#29
You can get 13 year olds to think your cool by buying them alcohol.
.

Disclaimer: By reading the above post, you agree that El Hilliaro is legally and morally free from any responsiblity should any harm be incurred by said post.


Also, you agree that I'm awesome and own all your stuff now.
#30
Have sex.

edit: omg noone posted that?
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#31
Quote by FretboardToAsh
Have sex.

edit: omg noone posted that?


No because we can do that at 16
.

Disclaimer: By reading the above post, you agree that El Hilliaro is legally and morally free from any responsiblity should any harm be incurred by said post.


Also, you agree that I'm awesome and own all your stuff now.
#32
Youngin'
What you cannot escape, you must fight; what you cannot fight, you must endure.
#33
How's it feel? I turn 18 in less than a month.
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#34
You're can now be tried in a court of law as an adult!
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#35
Lol I just turned 19 today. Man I remember the day I turned 18 like it was yesterday!
I just need about $3.50
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#37
Quote by valdean
You can buy alcohol and sell it to kids for a higher price.

????
Profit!
#38
hot girls are now jailbait. sucks to be you.
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Careful, guys, she might be a pitophile


you misspelled pedophile

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#39
Quote by Ovenman
You can watch porn!

Legally at least
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#40
Quote by themanintheback
You can be sent to normal, pound-me-in-the-ass federal prison, as opposed to juvie.


Office Space, fuck yeah.

TS, go have legal sex.
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