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weirdasiannews.com? Is there any news from Asia that isn't completely batshit insane?

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#11
Walmart is Serious business in China
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#12
beaten to death ? are you serious????i dont understand that... they just could hold her and wait for the police... beaten to death because of shoplifting????????????????? here in Germany that would cause a huge demonstration and much more
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beaten to death ? are you serious????i dont understand that... they just could hold her and wait for the police... beaten to death because of shoplifting????????????????? here in Germany that would cause a huge NAZI demonstration and much more


... You crazy bunch.
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... You crazy bunch.

"NAZI demonstration" **** you ....
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#15
People don't fuck around in walmart.

In the U.S there's a law against that kind of crap. Something along the lines of reasonable force or something.
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#16
Meh, that's normal 'ere in Aus
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People don't fuck around in walmart.

In the U.S there's a law against that kind of crap.


Yeah, murder is generally looked down upon in most countries.
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#18
Well, that's obviously not true.
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Yeah, murder is generally looked down upon in most countries.


Lol, I didn't mean it like that. Well, nevermind I'm an idiot.
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#20
At my wal mart (i unfortunately work there) we don't even have security. I've countless times seen people stealing and laugh. We've cought people stealing and aren't even allowed to call the cops, only one person in the store is allowed to...
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#21
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Well, that's obviously not true.
But I thought weirdasianews.com was the most reliable source ever!
#22
Most stores don't like to accost shoplifters in America unless they steal often, for several reasons. Its usually just not worth the effort, especially when you can scare them off by follwing them around the next time they come in.
#23
I do feel sorry for the poor fools that just landed themselves in Chinese prison...
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#24
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But I thought weirdasianews.com was the most reliable source ever!

I was going to respond, but I just found something much more postworthy right here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZof9PSEB7k
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I was going to respond, but I just found something much more postworthy right here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZof9PSEB7k

I think that explains everything.
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Most stores don't like to accost shoplifters in America unless they steal often, for several reasons. Its usually just not worth the effort, especially when you can scare them off by follwing them around the next time they come in.


Oh and the fact the shoplifter will likely be armed to the teeth and likely to panic and hurt someone...
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#29
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What the **** kind of shoplifters do you deal with?

Apparently armed nervous ones.
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#30
Walmart? More like Maulmart.
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#32
i wouldn't start the anti gun discussion its just going to get people all crazy about why its stupid and why it works there are pro's and con's to both views.

As for the beaten woman for shoplifting...little extreme but at least they're serious about petty crime over there. I think its pretty sad that we can't even have the employees of a wal-mart here call the police when observing a shoplifter let alone impede them from leaving with stolen merchandise.
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i wouldn't start the anti gun discussion its just going to get people all crazy about why its stupid and why it works there are pro's and con's to both views.

As for the beaten woman for shoplifting...little extreme but at least they're serious about petty crime over there. I think its pretty sad that we can't even have the employees of a wal-mart here call the police when observing a shoplifter let alone impede them from leaving with stolen merchandise.

I thought it was obviously sarcastic lol.
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Walmart? More like Maulmart.








I don't know why I thought that was so funny, but it was.
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I don't know why I thought that was so funny, but it was.



I assume it's because Kensai posted it? Yeah that's right, i said it...
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#38
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I assume it's because Kensai posted it?


Haha, I guess he has one of those personalities to where you just can't help but laugh.
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I assume it's because Kensai posted it? Yeah that's right, i said it...


I laugh the most at my posts too.
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#40
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I laugh the most at my posts too.

You could say Kensai, that you're

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truley true comeediens.

On topic though, this is pretty ****ed up, though the source doesn't seem that reliable.
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