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#1
Why do pornos always begin with a bj? Also, how the hell do they last so long? I mean, it's like an our of straight ****ing and the guy doesn't cum till th end. Help?
#2
Well they can film different scenes if he cums, just edit it. Also it's not that hard to last an hour...

And it begins with a bj because that's how she goes... sometimes she goes, sometimes she dosen't, that's how she goes.
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#3
What else is it gonna start with? Kisses and romance? Feminist.
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#4
You'll learn when you're older, son.
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#6
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#7
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You'll learn when you're older, son.

or when you're experiencing it. by that, I mean when you've got your A levels and start starring in porn movies
#8
Some people wonder about how the universe began, about the meaning of life, and others about "Why do pornos always begin with a bj?".
#10
Quote by damian_91
Some people wonder about how the universe began, about the meaning of life, and others about "Why do pornos always begin with a bj?".


And only one of those kinds of people will come to an actual answer.
#11
The more lines she has the more she gets paid.
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#12
My favourite porno opens with a gentle piano melody.
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#13
All of the major porn movies I've seen (like Pirates, Baby Sitters) have identical sex scenes:

Blow job
Cunnilingus
Penetration
Ejaculation into mouth

YAAAAAAWNNNN
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#15
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My favourite porno opens with a gentle piano melody.


You sicken me.
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#17
Quote by JamesDouglas
All of the major porn movies I've seen (like Pirates, Baby Sitters) have identical sex scenes:

Blow job
Cunnilingus
Penetration
Ejaculation into mouth

YAAAAAAWNNNN

She yawns with cum in her mouth?
And TS way to tell us you have a premature ejaculation problem.
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#18
Quote by damian_91
Some people wonder about how the universe began, about the meaning of life, and others about "Why do pornos always begin with a bj?".

The universe is a direct result of a cosmic bj. A bj is the meaning of life. Quit complicating things.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#19
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The universe is a direct result of a cosmic bj. A bj is the meaning of life. Quit complicating things.


*head explodes*
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Ahh the pit. Where conversations of Pokemon Cards can turn into ones of wizard homosexuality



You are everything I want...
...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

Atheism. Is. Not. A. Religion.
Today's saints were yesterday's sellouts
#20
Quote by Alex Vik
Doesn't sex usually start with a BJ?


I thought it began with an S.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
#21
It's obviously how pornstars say hello, who needs a handshake nowadays anyway.

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#22
Quote by the_hoodster
I thought it began with an S.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

I always thought it began with the exchange of cash.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#23
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I thought it began with an S.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

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I always thought it began with the exchange of cash.

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I thought it began with an $.



Fixed?
#24
Quote by dustyboy316
Well they can film different scenes if he cums, just edit it. Also it's not that hard to last an hour...

And it begins with a bj because that's how she goes... sometimes she goes, sometimes she dosen't, that's how she goes.


That's the way she goes boys. The way she ****ing goes.
#25
Why so serious?


I'm sorry, I had to. I am ashamed.
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#28
Quote by metalblaster
That's the way she goes boys. The way she ****ing goes.



The ****in' way she goes.
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#29
Quote by Jackal58
The more lines she has the more she gets paid.


Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#30
Quote by Darkflame
dont ask why, but you made me thought of this

*Bannable video*



I wouldn't post that if I were you
#32
Quote by Darkflame
dont ask why, but you made me thought of this

*link removed*


*starts watching*

*reads comments*

*frantically closes browser*
Quote by abstract pie
Ahh the pit. Where conversations of Pokemon Cards can turn into ones of wizard homosexuality



You are everything I want...
...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

Atheism. Is. Not. A. Religion.
Today's saints were yesterday's sellouts
Last edited by StrayCatBlues at Sep 8, 2009,
#33
Quote by StrayCatBlues
*starts watching*

*reads comments*

*frantically closes browser*

I believe the devil is behind that video.
#34
Quote by Darkflame
dont ask why, but you made me thought of this

*cumshotheadexplodes*


My God. How the hell did Youtube accept that video?
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#35
Quote by xxxrifboyxxx666
Why do pornos always begin with a bj? Also, how the hell do they last so long? I mean, it's like an our of straight ****ing and the guy doesn't cum till th end. Help?


Because the producers don't want to spend money on lube, so they put the woman to work and make her lube it. Just like a woman should.

#36
Quote by damian_91
I believe the devil is behind that video.


I only watched the first few seconds (I have a HUGE sore point for internet shock videos) what actually happens?
Quote by abstract pie
Ahh the pit. Where conversations of Pokemon Cards can turn into ones of wizard homosexuality



You are everything I want...
...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

Atheism. Is. Not. A. Religion.
Today's saints were yesterday's sellouts
#37
Quote by StrayCatBlues
*starts watching*

*reads comments*

*frantically closes browser*

Don't leave the link in your quote. When the banhammer falls it will hit you as well.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#38
Because that's the way it is, man. I pity the man who doesn't get a good BJ before sex.
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
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#39
Quote by StrayCatBlues
I only watched the first few seconds (I have a HUGE sore point for internet shock videos) what actually happens?


It's just a rather filthy cartoon, that's all. When I say 'rather' I mean 'extremely', however.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#40
Quote by Ace88
Because that's the way it is, man. I pity the man who doesn't get a good BJ before sex.



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