#1
I simply can't seem to finish this calzone i mean like how does anyone finish a calzone.
Discuss calzones.
#3
I finish my calzone the way everyone else should.

By chewing and swallowing. That's eating 101, right there.
#4
Big Stein wants his calzone! Costanza!
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#7
Cannoli > Calzone. Sorry.
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Cannoli > Calzone. Sorry.



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but but cannolis are tubes of fat.


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#13
uhh... cannolies and calzones are two very different things, why you're comparing them is unknown to me

calzones are usually a two meal affair for me
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#14
DP Dough=best calzones anywhere. If you're in college on the east coast, you know what I mean.
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#17
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they aint that big,i could still go for some more after i finished the first one.
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#18
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its a cross between calzone and a kebab
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#19
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uhh... cannolies and calzones are two very different things, why you're comparing them is unknown to me

calzones are usually a two meal affair for me


I don't kow, but calzones are very good.

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#20
I eat my calzones in one sitting, easily. >_>
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Cannoli.
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#22
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uhh... cannolies and calzones are two very different things, why you're comparing them is unknown to me

calzones are usually a two meal affair for me

They're both Italian foods, and as far as Italian foods go, I prefer the cannoli to the calzone.

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#23
For everyone asking what a calzone is its a type of stuffed pizza, looks something like this if made properly.
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#24
I love Calzones, but the ones the grocery store here sells always advertise as being "Meat Lovers" and always end up being veggie Spinach. FML
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#25
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Cannoli > Calzone. Sorry.
The two aren't comparable.

I love Calzones though. I plan on deep frying one someday, but I'm too afraid.
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#26
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For everyone asking what a calzone is its a type of stuffed pizza, looks something like this if made properly.

To be technical, it's a regular pizza, just folded in two before going in the oven...

Also, it's not that much more than a regular pizza, so that's a 1 meal thing for me...
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#28
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The two aren't comparable.

I love Calzones though. I plan on deep frying one someday, but I'm too afraid.

I know! The cannoli is so much better that the calzone doesn't even compare!
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#30
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I know! The cannoli is so much better that the calzone doesn't even compare!
...

A connoli is dessert; A calzone is an entree. That's like comparing pie and cheese burgers. It doesn't work.
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#31
Looks like a pizza pasty to me.
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#32
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So a bee is in the room trying to eat my calzone i can't finish.


Eat the bee?
#33
Quote by element4433
...

A connoli is dessert; A calzone is an entree. That's like comparing pie and cheese burgers. It doesn't work.

It does work. I wasn't discussing what type of main course was better, I said that when Italian food is concerned, I believe Cannolis are the best.

Your argument is invalid becuase at no time was it specified that we were talking specifically main course, and I made it apparent that I was opinionated on all Italian food.

Sorry.

And for the record -

Pie is not as good as a cheese burger.
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#34
never had a calzone.
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#35
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I finish my calzone the way everyone else should.

By chewing and swallowing. That's eating 101, right there.


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#36
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For everyone asking what a calzone is its a type of stuffed pizza, looks something like this if made properly.



*drool*


That made me hungry.


It all depends on the size of the calzone. I've bought some that were easy to finish, and I've had others where I could only eat half.
#37
^same. The calzones they serve at my school (*shudder*) are easy enough to finish. I guess theyre like mini-calzones