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#3



私の名前はアジリョです

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#5
I did that once. Luckily, I have three of them left.
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#7
That's being emasculated on so many levels...
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#9
damn.
i would kill myself lol.
the cops should just let him off, im mean come on, he got shot in the penis!
#13
wow sucks to be him
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#14
Grant staggered home and told his mom what had happened, sources said.


Just imagine that conversation.

"Mama... Just killed a man... Put a gun against my dick. Pulled my trigger now its limp"
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I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

8/7/09


^ I was there
#15
You know, maybe gun control wouldn't be such a good thing after all, the lack of it does seem to weed out the complete idiots a bit.
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#16
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
I think when they told him to cock the gun he got the wrong idea

#18
It's a lesson he should have learned from Plaxico Burress -- but this was worse.

A 15-year-old Brooklyn boy shot himself in the penis Sunday after fumbling with a gun that had slid from his waistband, authorities said yesterday.

Khamir Grant was then arrested for reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon -- the same charges levied against Burress, who shot himself at a Manhattan nightclub in 2008, law-enforcement sources said.

Grant told cops that he was walking home from Amersfort Park at East 39th Street and Avenue J in East Flatbush around 1:30 a.m., when the gun began to fall into his pants, sources said.

When Grant grabbed for it, he accidentally pulled the trigger, firing a bullet right through his penis.

Grant staggered home and told his mom what had happened, sources said.

They took a livery car to Kings County Hospital, where Grant was released after treatment and then arrested by police.


Dude: Mommy, I shot myself in the dick!
Mommy: Let's get you to hospital!
Doctor: All stitched up, dude. Really, man, be more careful!
Policeman: You're under arrest.
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#19
Quote by kxy1992
Just imagine that conversation.

"Mama... Just killed a man... Put a gun against my dick. Pulled my trigger now its limp"



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Dude: Mommy, I shot myself in the dick!
Mommy: Let's get you to hospital!
Doctor: All stitched up, dude. Really, man, be more careful!
Policeman: You're under arrest.


*resist arrsest*
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#20
Least he's man enough not to be firing blanks.

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#21
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Least he's man enough not to be firing blanks.

I'll bet his gun isn't loaded anymore.
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#22
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
I think when they told him to cock the gun he got the wrong idea


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My first lolstack!
#23
I lol'ed a LOT at the thread title. What an idiot.
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#27
and i thought i was in pain.
(had my wisdomteeth out. and had to get the wound repoened cuz it was infected. )
kinda makes it hurt less.
#30
if he got an erection on his way home his pants would be full of blood.

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#34
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I bet he actually cums blood now



I thought better of you, SteveHouse...

I'm disappointed.
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#35


So not only did he do the douchiest thing possible and actually store a gun in the front of his pants...but he didn't have the safety on.


I'm sorry but this is natural selection in all its glory.
#36
Wow that is rediculous
But the comments kinda piss me off
Not these ones, the ones under the story
Dont sig me, bro!

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Lulstack?
#37
I guess he really blew his load on that one. /corny joke
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#38
Wha? It dosn't matter how stupid he is, no one deserves that
#39
Quote by GodofCheesecake


I thought better of you, SteveHouse...

I'm disappointed.

What? Would you be surprised if he does?

You don't know me...>:-[

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#40
Quote by HarrisonB
Wow that is rediculous
But the comments kinda piss me off
Not these ones, the ones under the story

I know, there are zero moderate, or even rational posters.
It's like someone put out troll-bait.
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
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