Poll: WHO IS WORSE
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View poll results: WHO IS WORSE
Dane Cook
39 48%
Carlos Mencia
52 63%
Neil Hamburger
23 28%
I CANT DECIDE THEY BOTH BLOW GOATS FOR NICKELS
31 38%
Voters: 82.
#2
jeff foxworthy, or larry the cable guy. or the other one who isnt ron white.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#5
It's not that Dane Cook isn't funny, he just isn't funny anymore. Once you've seen him, you've seen him. That's all you get, a prancing, fruity, adored-by-women charade. And it gets old, fast. And yet Mencia is just a loser. Everyone in comedy knows Mencia is a total ****ing loser.

YET THEY BOTH BLOW GOATS FOR NICKELS
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
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#7
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you're like that annoying kid who runs to the teacher and tells on you because you went to the bathroom without a hall pass. chill out man we're just having a discussion about poor comedians.
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#10
Quote by Ace88
It's not that Dane Cook isn't funny, he just isn't funny anymore. Once you've seen him, you've seen him. That's all you get, a prancing, fruity, adored-by-women charade. And it gets old, fast. And yet Mencia is just a loser. Everyone in comedy knows Mencia is a total ****ing loser.

YET THEY BOTH BLOW GOATS FOR NICKELS



^^yes!! (not too sure about the goat part, and i dont wanna know)
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#11
Dane Cook isn't great but he's definitely not the worst comedian ever I've laughed at a few of his jokes
#12
Dane Cook sucks big time.

He's like one of those dicks in highschool who tried to be the class clown but f u c k in g failed epic at it.

How many sex jokes does he make before it gets boring? for ****s sake..
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#13
I know I'm gonna get a kick in the ass for this...


Most female comedians. Sorry, the majority are not funny to me
I would rather be a good liver than have one
#14
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I know I'm gonna get a kick in the ass for this...


Most female comedians. Sorry, the majority are not funny to me


You are right. Woman can't be professionally funny.
#15
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I know I'm gonna get a kick in the ass for this...


Most female comedians. Sorry, the majority are not funny to me

No you aren't. A woman making cunt jokes is as unfunny as a man making dick jokes. Only women seem to think they can say something shocking and it's instantly funny because they're women. (Lisa Lampanelli)

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#17
carlos mencia is just terrible. dane cook however is quite good imo
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#19
Trick question. Carlos Mencia isn't a comedian.

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You are right. Woman can't be professionally funny.


Maria Bamford. That is all.
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#22
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George lopez is the **** though, right?


Maybe if he ignored the fact that he was Mexican for five minutes.
#23
Quote by JacobTheMe
Maybe if he ignored the fact that he was Mexican for five minutes.


His show is definitely funnier than his standup. And it doesn't hurt looking at Constance Marie for a half-hour, either.
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#25
Carlos Mencia sucks major ass.
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