#1
it's my birthday today. What should I do? And before anybody even posts, the responses, "inb4 fap," "fap," and "get laid," are not options.
#4
Paint balling is always awesome.

'in b4 rape'
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#5
Quote by MightyAl
Finger your rectum. With your fist.


+1 If you can't get laid or fap, ya gotta do something.
#6
Not spend it on the internet? I know I did on my last birthday, but then I justified it by going out on the day afterwards. You should probably do the same, go see a film, then get a hooker and see where the evening takes you.
#8
well its 9/9/09 so, which was the original post the pear day, may aswell play my part

...

happy birthday
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#9
Quote by ChucklesMginty
I don't think you're e-famous enough for this.
But happy birthday, eat some pudding.



but he hasn't eaten his meat. how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
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#13
Quote by wheatmore
well its 9/9/09 so, which was the original post the pear day, may aswell play my part

happy birthday


I saw district 9 today. district 9, day 9, month 9, year 09. it had to be done
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#14
Quote by Ace88
but he hasn't eaten his meat. how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

I do believe from reading the op that anybody eating his meat is out of the question.
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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#15
Quote by Ace88
but he hasn't eaten his meat. how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

I don't know, Dick.
#17
Quote by Ace88
but he hasn't eaten his meat. how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?







#18
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I do believe from reading the op that anybody eating his meat is out of the question.
You read the OP? Who DOES that???
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#19
I AM MASTER OF JIGGLYPUFF.

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#20
**** a monkey!
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#21
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You read the OP? Who DOES that???

I"m sorry. I didn't know it was against protocol. It shan't happen again sire.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#22
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
That's the first one I've seen.

Some pear day.


there you go

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