#1
So pit, good ol' Alexander Keith is turning 214, and i think that we should pay respect to the guy since he's been making kick ass beer since like the 1800's. And yes i guess you can consider this a birthday thread.

Happy Birthday Alexander Keith!

EDIT- well i re-read the thing and its a little later but still
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#2
no
if it is not kölsch or weizen it cant be that good
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#5
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This may seem like a stupid question, but is he alive?

I see the facepalm coming
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#6
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This may seem like a stupid question, but is he alive?

Of course he is. Eating beef makes a man immortal.
#8
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This may seem like a stupid question, but is he alive?

He must be.
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#9
I will give props to the man who can sell piss as premium beer.
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#12
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I don't drink his beer, so he's getting nothing from me.

To hell with you, Alexander!

Consider yourself lucky. Definitely the last time I pay for a whole pitcher of beer my uncle from newfoundland said was amazing. What a d-bag.
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#13
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what beer does he make?

its called Alexander Keiths dude
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#14
Bah, Arthur Guinness' fine drink is turning 250 years old this year.
Ego inflating praise here:
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#15
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what beer does he make?



Happy birthday, Alex!

I think I'll crack open a Keats to celebrate.
#16
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Happy birthday, Alex!

I think I'll crack open a Keats to celebrate.

lol thank you! at least some cares
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#17
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I will give props to the man who can sell piss as premium beer.


Disagree. Keith's is a great brew, you just have a ****ty opinion of it, but that's okay, my opinion sucks to you too

But here's a story, I was drinking James Ready one night and grabbed my next beer and thought to myself "Hey, my beer got better tasting!"...turns out it was a Keiths, my buddy then asked me where his went and said "give me back my ****ing keiths", so moral of the story, it tastes better than piss buck a beer.
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#19
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The actor who used to do their commercials got involved in that child pornography business.

It's unfortunate, I enjoyed those commercials.


rly? i was actually glad to hear he did that. unfortunate for the children n all but my god i hated those commercials. his annoyingly loud and obnoxious accent. ACCCHHH. AYEE ACHEE does not make me thirsty for anything, let alone his **** beer.
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#20
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lol thank you! at least some cares
Gotta keep up the NS pride, y'know?
#21
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rly? i was actually glad to hear he did that. unfortunate for the children n all but my god i hated those commercials. his annoyingly loud and obnoxious accent. ACCCHHH. AYEE ACHEE does not make me thirsty for anything, let alone his **** beer.



EDIT: I can see why someone could find it annoying though.

I'm sure the commercials were meant to be obnoxious, and there's that sort of weird humor that comes out of that. But yeah, I can see how people would be annoyed.
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