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#1
I propose that men and women are not equal. both genders need each other, and there are obvious things that men do better and women do better. in this thread, we post what we think both men and women are better at.

I'll start:

men: opening pickle jars
women: being nice to neighbors

EDIT: rules: nothing overtly sexist, like "giving blowjobs". everyone knows both men and women can be equally good at that. the word "nothing" is forbidden.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Sep 9, 2009,
#5
Silly goose. Real men don't open pickle jars.
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#6
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Silly goose. Real men don't open pickle jars.

dare you deny the awesomeness of pickles????
#7


Are you suggesting that women are not superior to men??? SEXIST
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#9
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dare you deny the awesomeness of pickles????

Hell no. Pickles rule. She just better have the damn jar open before she hands it to me.
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#10
Men are better to drink beer with.
Women are better to have a complex friendship with.

Yes, I am actually being serious
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#11
Can't answer sorry, I'll just get banned again
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#12
Men: Saving money
Women: Spending money.


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#14
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Somebodies whipped.
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#15
Men are better at cooking
Women are better at cleaning
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#16
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...

It seems Craigo has a dark past about his pickle jar opening abilities.
#17
women are more equal to man than man is to women
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#18
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It seems Craigo has a dark past about his pickle jar opening abilities.

if you cannot open pickle jars you are not a real man
#19
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Somebodies whipped.


I'm not whipped

Just... e-emasculated.

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Men are better at cooking
Women are better at cleaning


I agree, I hardly know any woman who can (or likes to) cook. The ones that do like cooking end up setting everything in the kicthen on fire.

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if you cannot open pickle jars you are not a real man


Personally I just stare at them until they open themselves.
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#20
Pickles are like cucumbers but different.
I just need about $3.50
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#21
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if you cannot open pickle jars you are not a real man

Everyone can open a pickle jar.

Knife in the lid, breaks the vacuum, easy to open. At least that's what works with salsa jars, but I'm sure the principle is the same.
#22
It is a womans prerogative to change her mind.
It is a mans prerogative to piss wherever he wants.
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#23
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I'm not whipped

Just... e-emasculated.


I agree, I hardly know any woman who can (or likes to) cook. The ones that do like cooking end up setting everything in the kicthen on fire.


Personally I just stare at them until they open themselves.

you have to STARE?

I just think about pickles and all of the jars in the house instantly burst open, with the pickles dancing conga into my mouth!
#24
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Everyone knows women are more equal than men...


. . .

anyways, men are better at saving money,

woman are better at being able to spend a stupidly long amount of time in a clothes shop, try on the same thing more then once, and then finaly decide it's not what their looking for, and repeat the process untill all the shops close
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#25
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Pickles are like cucumbers but different.




Women are better at facepalming ninjas whilst avoiding poison spikes.

Men are better at beating women...

Results;
Men>ninja+poison.


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#26
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. . .

anyways, men are better at saving money,

woman are better at being able to spend a stupidly long amount of time in a clothes shop, try on the same thing more then once, and then finaly decide it's not what their looking for, and repeat the process untill all the shops close

I SUCK at saving money, whereas my gf is awesome at it.

but the second part is definately universally true.
#28
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Women are better at performing fast and short hand movements (guitar).

Short?
#30
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I SUCK at saving money, whereas my gf is awesome at it.

but the second part is definately universally true.


i'm only good at saving money when i want to buy something that cost's alot , i guess now i'll just have to steal someone else's idea of what men are better at doing then woman . . . OHHhh i know, men are better at urinating standing up then what women are . . .
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#31
Quote by CoreysMonster
you have to STARE?

I just think about pickles and all of the jars in the house instantly burst open, with the pickles dancing conga into my mouth!


You have to THINK?

Dude, soon as my pickle jars know I'm in the house they burst open waiting to have their pickles plucked.
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#32
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i'm only good at saving money when i want to buy something that cost's alot , i guess now i'll just have to steal someone else's idea of what men are better at doing then woman . . . OHHhh i know, men are better at urinating standing up then what women are . . .

if you find a way to make money out of that, let me know
#33
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if you cannot open pickle jars you are not a real man

This explains almost too much about his abrasive persona. Such a minute detail, and we've skimmed right over it mistaking it for savage arrogance. Like a blind man pissing in the wind: I see, it's all coming back to me now...

What a hellish childhood Craigo must have endured. Why, all his jar-cladded companions in the school yard yipping about - pickles in hand - around a cold and exhausted Craigo.

Gustav: Look here you ninny goob! What's the deal with your frail digits eh?
Craigo: ...
Archibald: *bellowing* Oh ho!
Schoolyard: *echoing* HAHA!
Gustav: Come you louts! To the delicatessen! Where real men dine!
Schoolyard: Huzzah!
Craigo: ...
#34
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This explains almost too much about his abrasive persona. Such a minute detail, and we've skimmed right over it mistaking it for savage arrogance. Like a blind man pissing in the wind: I see, it's all coming back to me now...

What a hellish childhood Craigo must have endured. Why, all his jar-cladded companions in the school yard yipping about - pickles in hand - around a cold and exhausted Craigo.

Gustav: Look here you ninny goob! What's the deal with your frail digits eh?
Craigo: ...
Archibald: *bellowing* Oh ho!
Schoolyard: *echoing* HAHA!
Gustav: Come you louts! To the delicatessen! Where real men dine!
Schoolyard: Huzzah!
Craigo: ...

Zaphikh, I laughed so hard at this my dorm neighbours came over to tell me to shut up, until I showed them this post, where we all started laughing even harder.

#35
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This explains almost too much about his abrasive persona. Such a minute detail, and we've skimmed right over it mistaking it for savage arrogance. Like a blind man pissing in the wind: I see, it's all coming back to me now...

What a hellish childhood Craigo must have endured. Why, all his jar-cladded companions in the school yard yipping about - pickles in hand - around a cold and exhausted Craigo.

Gustav: Look here you ninny goob! What's the deal with your frail digits eh?
Craigo: ...
Archibald: *bellowing* Oh ho!
Schoolyard: *echoing* HAHA!
Gustav: Come you louts! To the delicatessen! Where real men dine!
Schoolyard: Huzzah!
Craigo: ...

Epic.

Men: Driving.
Women: Organizing n' shiz.
Last edited by KeepOnRotting at Sep 9, 2009,
#36
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if you find a way to make money out of that, let me know

Ya know you could always allow other peoples pickles dance in your mouth.....


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#37
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You have to THINK?

Dude, soon as my pickle jars know I'm in the house they burst open waiting to have their pickles plucked.



You have to ...i give up
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#38
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Silly goose. Real men don't open pickle jars.


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#39
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women are more equal to man than man is to women


are you retarded?
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#40
Quote by Zaphikh
This explains almost too much about his abrasive persona. Such a minute detail, and we've skimmed right over it mistaking it for savage arrogance. Like a blind man pissing in the wind: I see, it's all coming back to me now...

What a hellish childhood Craigo must have endured. Why, all his jar-cladded companions in the school yard yipping about - pickles in hand - around a cold and exhausted Craigo.

Gustav: Look here you ninny goob! What's the deal with your frail digits eh?
Craigo: ...
Archibald: *bellowing* Oh ho!
Schoolyard: *echoing* HAHA!
Gustav: Come you louts! To the delicatessen! Where real men dine!
Schoolyard: Huzzah!
Craigo: ...

...
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