#1
My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.

She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960s, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work.

Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single day.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#2
already been posted
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Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#9
not funny the 345349 time.
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#13
i havent' seen it before but i lol'd hard at the last line
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#14
For a moment I thought I was looking at a necro, but..

Sorry man, it's old.
I think it's time for a change.



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#15
I didn't like this thread the first time I saw it, and I don't like it now. Leave your copypasta to yourself TS.

*reported*
#16
1. OLD.
2. *Reported*
3.
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

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#23
*reported
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

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#24
FAIIIIIIIIIIL, so old man.
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#25


I laughed. Genuinely caught me out.
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#26
I lol'd, until I realized it was copypasta.


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#27
since this has been posted so many times, maybe someone will actually be banned for spamming copy pasta...
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